It's Porto, they are Levy on steroids. We won't get Moutinho for less than about £23m, I think. (Right now they're demanding 30m, but fudge em.)
Porto v Levy. Goddamn, no wonder we don't do much business with 'em.
'We are prepared to offer you a considerably improved sum of 21,000,000.01 pounds for this player.'
'We can be reasonable. Our asking price can be negotiated down to 31,000,000 pounds.'
'We are prepared to offer you a considerably improved sum of 21,000,000.02 pounds for this player.'
'We can be reasonable. Our asking price can be negotiated down to 30,999,999.99 pounds.'
'We are prepared to offer you a considerably improved sum of 21,000,000.03 pounds for this player.'
'We can be reasonable. Our asking price can be negotiated down to 30,999,999.98 pounds.'
'We are prepared to offer you....'
No wonder we could never get anything done till the 31st of August, Levy must have spent the last four summers trying to buy Hulk.