nayimfromthehalfwayline
Andy Thompson
Re: 1060 pages and a striker, but 113 pages later no more Modric summer transfer thre
Hello everyone, I have quite a few things I would like to say to you. Firstly, you are all gullible c**ts. There is no such thing as an 'ITK', I did this as an experiment to see how many tossers I could get to believe I was a genuine agent. Quite frankly, I see that I have over 20,000 followers and tinkle myself laughing. 20,000 followers from chatting absolutely brick that I completely made up, f**king brilliant. I couldn't believe my luck when I guessed that Hazard was joining Chelsea weeks before anyone else, a complete guess that turned out to be the best thing I should have done for this account. Are you not embarrassed knowing that you at some point believe I was an agent? To those of you who genuinely asked me questions, I apologise for wasting your time but if you're under the age of 40 and believe a so called ITK then you need mental help. To all the people who will undoubtedly be like 'you're sad for wasting so much time' then you can f**k off to be honest. I have nothing else to do during the summer holidays and I go back to college next week and got quite bored with all the tossers asking me about Hulk and telling me I'm not a real agent, like I didn't already know. To that 'ITKWatch' guy, you're a f**king sad act, you spend the majority of your time stalking all the fake agents on twitter, any normal person already knows that we're all talking brick, they don't need you to hold their ****s while they work that out? Actually, thanks for diverting the attention of all the sceptics out there away from my own account when I tried a cheeky RT once, looks like I got away with it then. So yeah, sorry if you thought I was the real deal, hopefully this will teach you to NEVER believe any ITK on here, they're all liars. Especially that Anfield Mole, he even DM'd me saying that he was taking the tinkle and then blocked me when I told him that I was going to expose him, poor showing. Also, a quick apology to the people who I tried to frame, you'll live, especially to the guy who's picture I robbed from villa park. I support Leeds, f**k Chavski. So that's that, you're all a bunch of c**ts but thank you for providing me with months of laughter. If Hulk does go to Chelsea (another complete guess), then I hope you all think of me when you have your next sympathy toss. See you later you f**ktards
Footballagent007 @eplagent007
Hello everyone, I have quite a few things I would like to say to you. Firstly, you are all gullible c**ts. There is no such thing as an 'ITK', I did this as an experiment to see how many tossers I could get to believe I was a genuine agent. Quite frankly, I see that I have over 20,000 followers and tinkle myself laughing. 20,000 followers from chatting absolutely brick that I completely made up, f**king brilliant. I couldn't believe my luck when I guessed that Hazard was joining Chelsea weeks before anyone else, a complete guess that turned out to be the best thing I should have done for this account. Are you not embarrassed knowing that you at some point believe I was an agent? To those of you who genuinely asked me questions, I apologise for wasting your time but if you're under the age of 40 and believe a so called ITK then you need mental help. To all the people who will undoubtedly be like 'you're sad for wasting so much time' then you can f**k off to be honest. I have nothing else to do during the summer holidays and I go back to college next week and got quite bored with all the tossers asking me about Hulk and telling me I'm not a real agent, like I didn't already know. To that 'ITKWatch' guy, you're a f**king sad act, you spend the majority of your time stalking all the fake agents on twitter, any normal person already knows that we're all talking brick, they don't need you to hold their ****s while they work that out? Actually, thanks for diverting the attention of all the sceptics out there away from my own account when I tried a cheeky RT once, looks like I got away with it then. So yeah, sorry if you thought I was the real deal, hopefully this will teach you to NEVER believe any ITK on here, they're all liars. Especially that Anfield Mole, he even DM'd me saying that he was taking the tinkle and then blocked me when I told him that I was going to expose him, poor showing. Also, a quick apology to the people who I tried to frame, you'll live, especially to the guy who's picture I robbed from villa park. I support Leeds, f**k Chavski. So that's that, you're all a bunch of c**ts but thank you for providing me with months of laughter. If Hulk does go to Chelsea (another complete guess), then I hope you all think of me when you have your next sympathy toss. See you later you f**ktards
Footballagent007 @eplagent007
