Crab.C.Nesbitt
Bobby Mimms
Dude the only way John bostock's gonna explode is if someone force feeds him baked beans after putting a plug in his arse!
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Summer transfer thread, AvB window wrap up pg 1527
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Dude the only way John bostock's gonna explode is if someone force feeds him baked beans after putting a plug in his arse!
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Erik Edman
Euros!?
NewYorkSpurs
Steven Caulker
That's like 5 pounds. Nice work, Levy.
Nutter-Naylor
Anthony Gardner
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indianspur
Guest
we have to get Siggy, Rafa and Oscar in the same team
nayimfromthehalfwayline
Andy Thompson
From what I have read (note seen naff all with my own eyes!) he has been likened to Kaka and certainly seem to be in the VDV type position/mould.
Based upon that I would imagine its a one or the other, not both, in the same team scenario
Based upon that I would imagine its a one or the other, not both, in the same team scenario
Bullet
Andy Thompson
Utter, utter tripe in this thread.
343 pages of tripe.
Some idiot says "AVB done deal all sorted by tomorrow" and 43 days later we're all in here waiting for that moment...
It's just crap and wasted my weekend checking all the time for nowt.
I need a little patience, like that Gary Barlow fella.
343 pages of tripe.
Some idiot says "AVB done deal all sorted by tomorrow" and 43 days later we're all in here waiting for that moment...
It's just crap and wasted my weekend checking all the time for nowt.
I need a little patience, like that Gary Barlow fella.
JellySpur
Espen Baardsen
Itk? :-s
Perryman
Andy Booth
Only FC would be on the floor having missed the chair.
metalgear
Luka Modric
great first post!
Haha with avram spending majority of it waving his oyster card at the camaras
WookieD
Didier Zokora
Lol, very good. Very similar to Gutter Boy waiting for news that Defoe has been sold
chancer
Gudni Bergsson
We'll have another one of these ITK threads next year, and it'll be the exact same flimflam as this year....What we should learn for next time around:
1. The "Regular ITK's" are not in the know. Those same names we see every day claiming to know stuff - absolutely not one of them has ever been right on anything, except by accident or the law of large numbers. They don't know anything because by claiming they know about everything, they are saying they have a source high at the club in a position to know about ALL transfer activity. Since nobody in a position of authority at a professional sports organisation would blab like that, we can dismiss these qunts out of hand.
2. The "Occasional ITK's" - people like journalists or hangers-on at agencies or around the fringes of the club or players, brothers of players etc. - might have occasional info, but that would be once or twice during a window at an absolute maximum. This type of ITK would not have knowledge about more than one specific piece of news relating to, say, their brother or client. In other words, stuff they have direct knowledge of - they wouldn't have a clue about Russian and Ecuadorian wunderkinds or Pep fudging Guardiola. Just about their guy, and that's it. These ITK's are rare, but low-level enough that they might post info a couple of times.
3. The "One-off ITK" is the most likely source of real info because they would have direct, specific knowledge about one particular news story. A real ITK wouldn't know about 8 different signings happening...he'd know about ONE that's related to whoever his source is. These guys are even rarer again and I wouldn't expect to hear more than once from them....as in, they blab once, get panicked and leave it there. THAT is a sign of authenticity.
You all have my permission and blessing to print out this post and stick it to the wall beside your computer and box of Kleenex.
1. The "Regular ITK's" are not in the know. Those same names we see every day claiming to know stuff - absolutely not one of them has ever been right on anything, except by accident or the law of large numbers. They don't know anything because by claiming they know about everything, they are saying they have a source high at the club in a position to know about ALL transfer activity. Since nobody in a position of authority at a professional sports organisation would blab like that, we can dismiss these qunts out of hand.
2. The "Occasional ITK's" - people like journalists or hangers-on at agencies or around the fringes of the club or players, brothers of players etc. - might have occasional info, but that would be once or twice during a window at an absolute maximum. This type of ITK would not have knowledge about more than one specific piece of news relating to, say, their brother or client. In other words, stuff they have direct knowledge of - they wouldn't have a clue about Russian and Ecuadorian wunderkinds or Pep fudging Guardiola. Just about their guy, and that's it. These ITK's are rare, but low-level enough that they might post info a couple of times.
3. The "One-off ITK" is the most likely source of real info because they would have direct, specific knowledge about one particular news story. A real ITK wouldn't know about 8 different signings happening...he'd know about ONE that's related to whoever his source is. These guys are even rarer again and I wouldn't expect to hear more than once from them....as in, they blab once, get panicked and leave it there. THAT is a sign of authenticity.
You all have my permission and blessing to print out this post and stick it to the wall beside your computer and box of Kleenex.