Kingdawson
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Wilfried who?
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January transfer rumour thread
- Thread starter Yiddo
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Wilfried who?
Mumorn
Vic Buckingham
Ivorian striker. Plays in the Eredivisie.
papaspur
Kasey Keller
[Update 60] JTG on Krasic
Who: Jurgenthegerman
When: 30th January
Where: COYS
Quote:
So 60 updates of pure, unadulterated brick...except the ones that said nothing would be happening. But then again, I think the consensus here is that we've all accepted that no one will sign this window. :yawn:
edit: just saw jordinho had already posted this update.
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WookieD
Didier Zokora
Mandzukic? I don't think he's very good at all. He's no Dzeko, thats for sure.
africanspurs
Justin Edinburgh
some GHod players thre i must admit, but your talking about teams that dominated before that arent dominating now. if you then go to teams that are dominating right now today you can quite easily pick out some serious talent there as well IMO
can i just say one thing, roberto carlos couldnt defend. he was exciting and was an amazing athlete but the guy couldnt defend
and you know what, maybe the greats of the recent past generation are better overall than the greats now BUT talent in general for me overall is not missing. its just not on view or exposed enough in the right enviroment
but i think i'll just agree to disagree with that mate.
*tips the hat*
milo
Jack L. Jones
Neither is Dzeko
WookieD
Didier Zokora
He replaced Dzeko at Wolfsburg. And Dzeko is coming good.
milo
Jack L. Jones
On his day, Dzeko is unplayable but those days are few and far between. Maybe he is just taking time to adapt to the league.
WookieD
Didier Zokora
I've always said he's a brilliant player and nothing has changed my mind on that. I was surprised at how long it's taken him, but then Wolfsburg were set up differently to Emirates Marketing Project. He'll be fine mate.
papaspur
Kasey Keller
Like the first game he played against us this season. You'd have to be a one-legged scarecrow to not get any goals with the whole rest of the Emirates Marketing Project team supplying you, though.
papaspur
Kasey Keller
You forgot to mention where you met your source... playing golf, darts at the pub, fishing on some yacht, or tugging each other off in one of your mom's basements
markysimmo
Johnny nice-tits
So we leave ourselves with no real cover at RB, cant see it if im honest
GGyid
Luke Young
Date: 30th january
ITK: Daily Mash
Player: Andy Carroll
Probability: 10/10
Source/Status:
Info:
Andy Carroll listed on Ebay
30-01-12
LIVERPOOL has placed former striker Andy Carroll on the auction site Ebay with a reserve price of 99p.
Sold as rarely seen
Manager Kenny Dalglish has listed Carroll under 'Sporting Goods - Football - Other - Novelty Items' and has asked the buyer to collect, given the freight charges in transporting such an unwieldy unit.
Overseas buyers were considered unlikely to be interested as Carroll has not had his injections.
Assistant manager Steve Clarke said: "Our seller rating has dipped quite a lot after a terrible review from Chelsea, but Torres was in perfect nick when he left here. Parcelforce are fudging brick."
He added: "We've always tried to leave positive ratings when buying ourselves, although we have had to report Sunderland to Ebay for the Henderson because it's nothing like the photos they posted of it passing the ball properly and scoring goals."
Carroll has a 'Buy It Now' price of ?ú25m but if no bids are received the club will either place an advert on Freecycle or just tie him to lamppost with his feeding instructions taped to his forehead.
Dalglish had hoped the funds raised by auctioning Carroll would help with the major restoration work on Fabio Aurelio but club sources said taking away his credit card during the January sales had 'helped things enormously'.
Clarke said: "If the lamppost doesn't work we'll probably just wait until it's dark, find a building site and then heave him into a skip."
ITK: Daily Mash
Player: Andy Carroll
Probability: 10/10
Source/Status:
Info:
Andy Carroll listed on Ebay
30-01-12
LIVERPOOL has placed former striker Andy Carroll on the auction site Ebay with a reserve price of 99p.
Sold as rarely seen
Manager Kenny Dalglish has listed Carroll under 'Sporting Goods - Football - Other - Novelty Items' and has asked the buyer to collect, given the freight charges in transporting such an unwieldy unit.
Overseas buyers were considered unlikely to be interested as Carroll has not had his injections.
Assistant manager Steve Clarke said: "Our seller rating has dipped quite a lot after a terrible review from Chelsea, but Torres was in perfect nick when he left here. Parcelforce are fudging brick."
He added: "We've always tried to leave positive ratings when buying ourselves, although we have had to report Sunderland to Ebay for the Henderson because it's nothing like the photos they posted of it passing the ball properly and scoring goals."
Carroll has a 'Buy It Now' price of ?ú25m but if no bids are received the club will either place an advert on Freecycle or just tie him to lamppost with his feeding instructions taped to his forehead.
Dalglish had hoped the funds raised by auctioning Carroll would help with the major restoration work on Fabio Aurelio but club sources said taking away his credit card during the January sales had 'helped things enormously'.
Clarke said: "If the lamppost doesn't work we'll probably just wait until it's dark, find a building site and then heave him into a skip."
I find it a bit strange as well to be honest mate but apparently he is desperate to play with Euro 2012 on the horizon. Don't know if he had an agreement with Harry that he could go on loan in Jan if he hadn't forced his way back into the team but it seems as though we are willing to allow him to go out and get some game time. It might have an option to recall in exceptional circumstances so possibly not all bad.
Midfield Maestro
Gheorge Popescu
glad the transfer window closes tomorrow, can't stand waiting for a signing that doesn't exist