Great statement of intent that is.
AVB: Last season our miscalibration of the amount of solidification needed in the squad impacted greatly on our inability to achieve key performance objectives. This season we must act decisively and with great human dimensions in the transfer market.
Levy: I completely agree, Andre. And you'll be pleased to hear I've solidified like there's no tomorrow. With the players I'm about to bring in, Tottenham will be a force to be reckoned with once more.
Bale: Well, erm, if you're showing ambition in the transfer market, erm, there's no reason for me to leave just , erm, yet, erm.
Levy: Exactly. This window will be the one. In fact, I've already sealed a deal to bring in one of the top forwards available in our price range.
Bale: Who? Higuain? Erm, Benzema? Soldado? Osvaldo? Lukaku? Vucinic?
AVB: Damiao? Eder? Lopez? Hernandez? Suarez? Gomez? Mandzukic?
Levy: ....erm, yeah, someone right up there with the best of them.
Bale: Brilliant! Finally, someone experienced, versatile, powerful and mobile, who can set me up and finish the chances I make!
AVB: Someone diligent, soluble, permeable, possessed of both great intelligence on the rectangular tactical implementation quadrant and emotional demarcations in the pre-match dressing zone!
Levy:.....well, yes, he's...err...experienced, definitely....
Bale: So, go on, who is it then?
AVB: Yes, who have you bought to show the world that you, Daniel Levy, are standing by your young, intelligent coach?
Levy: Erm......
Rickie Lambert.
Bale:.........
AVB:.........
Levy: They say thirty-one is the new eighteen these days......
AVB: I resign.