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He is AVBs mate and a reliable Journo
he is no mate of AVB. been v critical in the past
He is AVBs mate and a reliable Journo
Now who was it who said we should blow tens of millions on three Saudi Sportswashing Machine players?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2315848/Tottenham-lining-Valencias-Roberto-Soldado.html
New partner? Southampton striker Rickie Lambert could also be heading to White Hart Lane.
Forget Soldado, I am majorly excited by the mention of Lambert.. Hope we finally seal the deal to get Rickie here.. Beast of a player, would score a hatful for us.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2315848/Tottenham-lining-Valencias-Roberto-Soldado.html
New partner? Southampton striker Rickie Lambert could also be heading to White Hart Lane.
Forget Soldado, I am majorly excited by the mention of Lambert.. Hope we finally seal the deal to get Rickie here.. Beast of a player, would score a hatful for us.
Great statement of intent that is.
AVB: Last season our miscalibration of the amount of solidification needed in the squad impacted greatly on our inability to achieve key performance objectives. This season we must act decisively and with great human dimensions in the transfer market.
Levy: I completely agree, Andre. And you'll be pleased to hear I've solidified like there's no tomorrow. With the players I'm about to bring in, Tottenham will be a force to be reckoned with once more.
Bale: Well, erm, if you're showing ambition in the transfer market, erm, there's no reason for me to leave just , erm, yet, erm.
Levy: Exactly. This window will be the one. In fact, I've already sealed a deal to bring in one of the top forwards available in our price range.
Bale: Who? Higuain? Erm, Benzema? Soldado? Osvaldo? Lukaku? Vucinic?
AVB: Damiao? Eder? Lopez? Hernandez? Suarez? Gomez? Mandzukic?
Levy: ....erm, yeah, someone right up there with the best of them.
Bale: Brilliant! Finally, someone experienced, versatile, powerful and mobile, who can set me up and finish the chances I make!
AVB: Someone diligent, soluble, permeable, possessed of both great intelligence on the rectangular tactical implementation quadrant and emotional demarcations in the pre-match dressing zone!
Levy:.....well, yes, he's...err...experienced, definitely....
Bale: So, go on, who is it then?
AVB: Yes, who have you bought to show the world that you, Daniel Levy, are standing by your young, intelligent coach?
Levy: Erm......
Rickie Lambert.
Bale:.........
AVB:.........
Levy: They say thirty-one is the new eighteen these days......
AVB: I resign.
Make fun all you like, but he's a goal scorer and if his name was Rickardo Lamberto you'd be just as excited about getting him when compared to Soldado and the like...
Make fun all you like, but he's a goal scorer and if his name was Rickardo Lamberto you'd be just as excited about getting him when compared to Soldado and the like...
I know for an absolute fact we enquired about a championship striker just last month and asked to be kept updated.
Make fun all you like, but he's a goal scorer and if his name was Rickardo Lamberto you'd be just as excited about getting him when compared to Soldado and the like...
Even Blackburn fans aren't that keen on Rhodes.
If that's true, then I'm hoping it's Jordan Rhodes . Seems to get all types of goals and he seems very cool about it all . Seen him being interviewed when first called up by Scotland and he seems a very level headed lad too .