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The poo & guff thread...

Dayo said:
Mine have been a real let down lately. I was a regular a dump a day person but the last two weeks i've hardly been eating and so now i've become a two dayer. My farts are non existent too. Such a waste.
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Cider last night which can be a bit of a laxative, good dump this morning when I got up, bran flakes for breakfast and another dump about an hour ago, I'm standing up to type this as I have an arse like a Japanese flag.
 
Does anyone else need a brick after having a coffee in the morning? often it stirs up my bowels in the morning, resulting in an absolute clear out. Feels great
 
THFC said:
Does anyone else need a brick after having a coffee in the morning? often it stirs up my bowels in the morning, resulting in an absolute clear out. Feels great
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Not instant, filter clears me out though. The words needle and bricking spring to mind.
 
THFC said:
Does anyone else need a brick after having a coffee in the morning? often it stirs up my bowels in the morning, resulting in an absolute clear out. Feels great
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Oh my...when I make the right cup of fresh ground, hand-filtered morning fog lifter, I can time the excursion-for-explosion to approx 70 mins later. It's like a blender in there, and yes, the pipes get cleaned out for sure. At those moments I find myself thanking whoever that a) I don't believe in reincarnation and that b) if I did, thank christ I couldn't be reincarnated as a toilet...
 
I've got really bad liquid bricks at the moment, not diarrhoea but u know the liquid ones where when u fart u brick yourself.

I think it's because all I'm really eating is cup of soups and drinking water?
 
GG is a classy place friend, we don't do stories about bricking on trains here :-k

Sincerely hope you haven't shat yourself on a train, that is a disaster situation.
 
Went to lift a box off the floor whilst working with a female co worker today and as I crouched down I let out a short swift cheerful sounding BBRRRPP by accident. The only way I could think of covering my tracks was to say "Whoops, that wasn't meant to happen, did you see where that duck went?" I think she bought it although the laughing makes me think otherwise.
 
Dayo said:
Went to lift a box off the floor whilst working with a female co worker today and as I crouched down I let out a short swift cheerful sounding BBRRRPP by accident. The only way I could think of covering my tracks was to say "Whoops, that wasn't meant to happen, did you see where that duck went?" I think she bought it although the laughing makes me think otherwise.
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Doing squats at the gym can be a bit dodgy as well. I had someone to spot me on a heavy set yeseverytimeterday and I went down to the bottom I felt like letting out a massive ripper - managed to hold it in though.

I brick everyday now that I eat about 3000+ calories a day and a brick load of protein.
 
Cant beat pebble-dashing the pan first thing in the morning at work. Just before the cleaner gets in. She certainly earns her £6.19 per hour cleaning up that mess! :)
 
GinolaGinolaGinola said:
I made it, but there was a fart that turned into brick, but only minute. Made the meeting too, but need to go again soon...

Sorry to lower the class!
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Liverpool street you have to pay as well, GHod help me if I happen to be there when a train is delayed and no change.
 
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