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The poo & guff thread...

I'm only eating meat, fish, eggs, fat and salad for the next 2 weeks

I expect to return to this thread in the next few days
 
southstand1882 said:
I'm only eating meat, fish, eggs, fat and salad for the next 2 weeks

I expect to return to this thread in the next few days
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Been eating chicken/tuna and salad everyday for the past two weeks. Suprisingly there isnt much brick comin out (then again its really only the chicken as the salad is just fudgein water)
 
DHSF said:
Been eating chicken/tuna and salad everyday for the past two weeks. Suprisingly there isnt much brick comin out (then again its really only the chicken as the salad is just fudgein water)
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Funnily enough, when I eat salad for dinner (Most days) I tinkle for England. I'm up atyleast 2-3 times per night
 
Charliedup said:
Funnily enough, when I eat salad for dinner (Most days) I tinkle for England. I'm up atyleast 2-3 times per night
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Mate same me.

Been tryin to drink water and eat more healthily. Its fudgein annoying cos I am up half the night tinkling and in the toilet for the majority of my working day. WHAT. THE. fudge.
 
DHSF said:
Mate same me.

Been tryin to drink water and eat more healthily. Its fudgein annoying cos I am up half the night tinkling and in the toilet for the majority of my working day. WHAT. THE. fudge.
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You should ask for a work laptop so you can work from the toilet, although I suppose if you taking and receiving calls from clients it would be a bit odd!
 
Crab.C.Nesbitt said:
You should ask for a work laptop so you can work from the toilet, although I suppose if you taking and receiving calls from clients it would be a bit odd!
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I do have a work laptop - working from home today. Been toilet a few times already. Its kinda annoying.

As you say maybe I ought to work from the bathroom.
 
Roy1983 said:
After 3 years 2 of which living together I still put toilet roll in first to mute the sound and run the tap so my Missus doesn't hear me brick. Still embarrassed. Going doctors Monday though got the whole blood thing going on lately and that advert freaked me out so getting it checked.
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So glad it just isnt me then
 
Had to flush four times to get rid of the cat's turds the other day. Quite impressed with the little bugger. (though to be fair he is approaching six kilos)
 
This morning I brick out a moist footlong. I was sure it was going to be a thirty wiper but there was absolutely no aftermath. How is that even possible?
 
I have a situation with wheat and fruit. It doesn't like me, and I love it.
So the last two days I have had sultana bran for breakfast and lunch, and cheese on toast for dinner....
I'm currently explosive
 
WV1YID80 said:
This morning I brick out a moist footlong. I was sure it was going to be a thirty wiper but there was absolutely no aftermath. How is that even possible?
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the one wipe wonder, one of life’s greatest pleasures!‎

anyone get the roids? i swear sitting on office furniture all day is to blame because i eat lots of fibre ‎‎(fruit and salad), do exercise, don't strain, don't drink much tea or coffee but i'm still afflicted! it comes ‎and goes and isn't normally too bad but has been shocking today so had to get me some anusol at lunch, to ‎numb the pain, I feared all the chair wiggling was becoming a bit obvious! ‎

so, anyone else get the roids? or found a cure? from what i can gather there isn't really much that can ‎be done
 
Had a good few glasses of red wine lastnight

This morning it was like pooing tarmac, took 10 wipes to clean up
 
done a few bad ones in the office toilets today, we have 3 cubicles and no urinals so every bloke has to go in there. I always shut the doors to keep the smell in, its like a lottery, they pick which one they want to go in and bingo...
 
talking about bricks, im off for another one now but think im gonna be sick whilst I have one. Anyone ever done that?

Will let you know what its like, doesnt feel like a big one, my 4th of the day so far.
 
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