The poo & guff thread...

[Dayo]

You just push through the gate, its always open

I read this without reading the quote above it. I thought it was a reference to constipation :lol:

 

[markysimmo]

I recorded a very loud fart on my phone, sent it to a mate who opened it this morning on a packed train with his phone on full volume..

Immature, yes but was very funny

 

[thfcsteff]

I recorded a very loud fart on my phone, sent it to a mate who opened it this morning on a packed train with his phone on full volume..

Immature, yes but was very funny

:lol:=D>

 

[thfcsteff]

You just push through the gate, its always open

Christ man, he knows that, it's what he's trying to tell you the fudging problem is! He's just hoping that he's near a toilet when it happens...

 

[GlennGoddle]

I had a dump yesterday & it coiled out like one of them round sausages. It must have been a foot long and didn't break. I was that impressed I had to take a photo

 

[Dayo]

and yet you haven't shared it with glory glory [-X

 

[GlennGoddle]

You want a butchers? I will upload.....

 

[Leeds Spur]

Cider last night which can be a bit of a laxative, good dump this morning when I got up, bran flakes for breakfast and another dump about an hour ago, I'm standing up to type this as I have an arse like a Japanese flag.

:ross::ross:

 

[Leeds Spur]

Oh my...when I make the right cup of fresh ground, hand-filtered morning fog lifter, I can time the excursion-for-explosion to approx 70 mins later. It's like a blender in there, and yes, the pipes get cleaned out for sure. At those moments I find myself thanking whoever that a) I don't believe in reincarnation and that b) if I did, thank christ I couldn't be reincarnated as a toilet...

Add a cigarette to the equation and we have lift off!

I don't smoke but i've done it once of twice......explosive!

 

[Leeds Spur]

Cant beat pebble-dashing the pan first thing in the morning at work. Just before the cleaner gets in. She certainly earns her £6.19 per hour cleaning up that mess!

Such a thoughful soul!!

We are all men in our office....terrible!

Geezer I work with literally gips if he smells a beauty fart....funny as fudge!

 

[GlennGoddle]

As per Dayo's request....If you are sensitive to photos of monster turds - close eyes whilst scrolling by...

Look at the texture of it! Look! Probably my finest bog related hour.

 

[papaspur]

Next time, put a ruler in there so we get a proper sense of scale.

 

[GlennGoddle]

I estimate 35cm.

 

[Dayo]

Now that's how to internet.

 

[Leeds Spur]

Now that's how to internet.

Tim Berners Lee must be soo proud!

Superb effort sir!!

Stick it on Facebook!!

Have you been eating icecream?

I fancy a Mr Whippy now.....

 

[Fhtagn]

What a specimen, must weigh close to one couric. Kudos to you.

 

[Mumorn]

I recorded a very loud fart on my phone, sent it to a mate who opened it this morning on a packed train with his phone on full volume..

Immature, yes but was very funny

:ross:

 

[markysimmo]

That sir is a thing of beauty..

You should send that to ratemypoo.com

 

[GlennGoddle]

You go ahead mate - feel free to claim it as your own :lol:


I do think it is the cleanest looking brick I have ever produced

 

[Mumorn]

ratemypoo is still around? classic!