There's only one match you can use, and it's that friendly where we creamed your best XI, and it was only your scrubbers led by Franny Jeffers who brought a bit of respectability to the scoreline. If you'd won World Cups or Euros in the mean time, fair enough, but you haven't dont anything of note in football for over 40 years, so we're even stevens in that regard, so I'm claiming our football domination based on that friendly and rightly so.
And trust me, you'd care. You can't stop thinking about us. We're the Tottenham to your West Ham.