Navas has looked like a **** Aaron Lennon tonight
Zlatan Ibrahimovic will board a plane after the game tonight and fly to Sarajevo to meet a cancer sick boy with one last wish; to meet Ibra.
Love Zlatan. I would like to meet him as well. At White Hart Lane. With a contract and a pen.
“At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous – it was no one’s business what car I drive – so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.”
On reports of ‘excessive behaviour’ following Juventus’ 2005 title win: “It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.”
When asked about Mario Balotelli’s tomfoolery: “I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.”
On being marked by then Liverpool defender StephaneHenchoz. Zlatan – “First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.”
Reporter – “You’ve got some scars on your face, Zlatan. What has happened?”
Zlatan – “Well…I don’t know…you’ll have to ask your wife about that”
Reporter – “Do you think it’s even possible for Ajax to lose nine points in nine games?”
Zlatan – “According to my calculations it is possible to lose nine points in only three games.”
When asked what he got his wife for her birthday – ”Nothing, she already has Zlatan.”
Am I the only one who thinks he's a massive ****? Only Jose's ego is bigger than his. Although at least Ibra has the sense to poke fun at himself.
He has a massive ego, but when you're Zlatan, that's allowed.
Wouldn't do much for dressing room harmony, but boy it would be fun to watch.
Sorry, being lazy..BBC no report..did Bale play? Anyone watch him?
The Mancs are suffering ATM..surely that can't continue?
Am I the only one who thinks he's a massive ****? Only Jose's ego is bigger than his. Although at least Ibra has the sense to poke fun at himself.