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The Goon Thread

Someone should remind The Prince (like City got reminded) that Serie A is "weak", and thats why Spurs went so far.

Walk in the park for the gooners then
 
Someone should remind The Prince (like City got reminded) that Serie A is "weak", and thats why Spurs went so far.

Walk in the park for the gooners then
We beat both Milan sides on aggregate, City went out in the group stages in place of Napoli, having spent billions more than us, Arsenal will crash out against Milan. How weak is Serie A? :D
 
Ahhhhhhh.

Just in from an early morning vist to a client's office. Expecting the usual cheeky taunting of the two resident gewwner brats who work nearby, I strolled in with a huge grin, my eyebrows bouncing up and down. One look at their sad faces said a lot. First words out of one's mouth were: 'Fcuk off, you're not getting him', and with that he turned away to work at his computer screen.

HaHa. They've been touting him as their impending saviour for months, the new star to join Wheelchair in the midfield foundation of a new contender. I don't know if we'll get him. But the insecurity this story has inflicted on these knobs is priceless.
 
Serie A had a one off last season when it was incredibly weak.

All our closest rivals in the league get back to European action this week. Having such a packed schedule will no doubt benefit them in the league and we'll see Spurs drop out of the top 4 soon enough.
 
Serie A had a one off last season when it was incredibly weak.

All our closest rivals in the league get back to European action this week. Having such a packed schedule will no doubt benefit them in the league and we'll see Spurs drop out of the top 4 soon enough.

It is a puzzle.. Do i wish for an AC milan win midweek? knowing that Falling out of competitions usually sets le arse on a bad run... Or do i hope they sneak a win and gain more fixture congestion for the future... what a dilemma...
 
It is a puzzle.. Do i wish for an AC milan win midweek? knowing that Falling out of competitions usually sets le arse on a bad run... Or do i hope they sneak a win and gain more fixture congestion for the future... what a dilemma...
I think we sit back and appreciate the beauty of either.
 
It is a puzzle.. Do i wish for an AC milan win midweek? knowing that Falling out of competitions usually sets le arse on a bad run... Or do i hope they sneak a win and gain more fixture congestion for the future... what a dilemma...

We`ll finish above Arsenal this season mate dont worry about that.

I want them to lose at Milan.
 
I know it would never happen but imagine if we get Hazard and then Van Persie decides to join us Arsescum fans would be offing themselves in record numbers
 
It is a puzzle.. Do i wish for an AC milan win midweek? knowing that Falling out of competitions usually sets le arse on a bad run... Or do i hope they sneak a win and gain more fixture congestion for the future... what a dilemma...

Ideally they'd get to the quarter finals and get tonked by Barca, by then they would have hopefully slipped in the running for 4th place. I'm quietly confident we will finish above them now, but I'm worried that Chelsea are going to fudge it up and finish behind them.
 
If you really wanna get their goat, just say well this is the time of the year when the epic meltdown which happens every season now begins :D
 
It is a puzzle.. Do i wish for an AC milan win midweek? knowing that Falling out of competitions usually sets le arse on a bad run... Or do i hope they sneak a win and gain more fixture congestion for the future... what a dilemma...

both

and while we are on the subject of offfing themselves in record number imagine this RapistVP goes to barca wenger is fired Wheelchair finds out he is the new hargreaves.and we sign hazard.

there streets would be awash in thrown out redshirts
 
'Jack Wheelchair could return for Arsenal in a month, says Wenger

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger hopes that midfielder Jack Wheelchair will be back in action within a month.'


Just in time to walk down to the charity shop with that ?ú3,000 Cheque...

Then again knowing Arsenals usual relapse medical program...
 
Ideally they'd get to the quarter finals and get tonked by Barca, by then they would have hopefully slipped in the running for 4th place. I'm quietly confident we will finish above them now, but I'm worried that Chelsea are going to fudge it up and finish behind them.

Don't panic the mighty Toon will finish 4th making us the only team from London in the top 4.
 
Look at how silly their reaction is just at the mention of Hazard wanting to join Spurs, he hasn't even signed for us yet lol!

They've been the better team for 15 years, their reaction to us becoming better than them is laughable! If you watch any of their away games, nearly every song they sing is either about Redknapp or Spurs. I don't remember us being that bad even when we were truly awful. We had the odd song about them but we also sang about our own team.
 
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