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Didier Zokora
Knowing the Sky Sports teasers it's probably going to be a bid was rejected for Bentley or Jenas, or Hoilett going rumoured to go to QPR instead of us or toon or something equally uninteresting.
Reminds me of one of Dom Joly's sketches where he runs up to Japanese tourists in London in an Anika Rice style jumpsuit screaming "DO YOU WANT TO WIN PRIZES?!!!", then has them chase him half way around the West End before him and his crew fudge off in a Black Cab.