Who: Akqayid
Where: SC
When: 27th May
And here we go again
No kaka in sight! Promise.
Beryl - done as of 1am this morning. Lump upfront, lump for appearances and success. GHod knows what else. It's done.
Ratboy - again isn't actually doing anything till after euros. But sounds like wants off. Think it will involve 40m plus players
Bale - Staying.
The monthly comp winner (Ryan N) - off to states
Thudd - maybe loaned out
VdV - Wants to become a 'legend' and loves us like we love him. Ain't going anywhere..... Ever.
French.... Ones out of euros and ones in. Remi is deffo on. No idea on the other!
German.... Penalties anyone? Deffo one BM player.
Brazil - will break the bank for him. Kung fu sandy may hold sway. But all links with Inter will go after this. Kaka..... We actually did try to do this.... Never again
Italy.... Del 'wouldn't even touch
Him with yours son' Perio. Paper talk
Bentley, jenas, Defoe, - possible QPR deal to be had (JD doesn't actually want to go). If not swaps for east Anglian's finest?
Livermore - bright bright future. Trains 'his fudging nuts off'
Harry - tightrope. And as Ryan said. Last year he spoke to them, this year he's spoke from his agent. But just can't see a contract offered for at least 2-5 months
Rodgers - lunch and presented the future for the club.
Joe Cole.....he's been spoken too by HR
AVB - heavily recommended by Jose to Levy
Levy - errrr anyone seen Moneyball? Because he's currently doing it..... 76% of the time, 100% all the time. But wants nothing more than success.
Targets haven't changed since last week. And most.... Last year. There is no 'B' list. It's an 'A'
List..... And HR hasn't a say. So forget the RIO rubbish
Other non us stuff
Porn twins offering Beck's ?ú150k a week to come 'home' to canning town comedy club
Utd signing some U-14 Brazilian kid for 2m in installments - supposedly the new Ronaldo
Tiger woods under microscope by Nike, could be dropped (worth a punt at 8/1)
Luke DOnald just bought a box at WHL for himself
I've signed the next golf super star.... Won't name him yet.
Our new sponsor is Beko
Not sure whether to laugh or cry