Ha ha. Are we supposed to sit here jizzing our pants about how Sandro has supposedly convinced Neymar/Hulk/Leandro or whoever to join us, then when nothing happens he claims that he actually meant he gave a character witness testimony in Aggro Santos' *struggle cuddle* trial.
Apparently Uvini was a great mate of Sandro's when he was with us. It would be more helpful if he just posted:
"I'm still a ****
POTL"