Jurgen the German
Erik Thorstvedt
Ha! He is clearly a decent player, as evidenced by his Prem record and also being a Brasil regular. Only time (and Ange) will tell if he is our main man up front.
I think the Brazil regular stuff is a bit of a red herring. People still have this idea of Brazil being the best team in the world but they haven’t been for 20 years. They’ve gone out in the quarter finals in four of the last five world cups. He doesn’t play for a particularly strong Brazil side but people are still seduced by the Brazil’s number 9 stuff.
Maybe he just needs a bit of luck to get off the mark this season. One thing I’d like to see less of is him being on the floor so much. He’s a big, strong guy and needs to his strength smarter. Could be the refs have his card marked in terms of his theatrics. Kane was adept at buying fouls but the cynic in me thinks he got a lot of those fouls because he’s the England captain as well.