I'll translate for everyone:
Owen 'WTF is economics' Smith said:
1. A pledge to focus on equality of outcome, not equality of opportunity.
Lifting the bottom up was too difficult, so we're just going to level things by dragging the top down. The politics of envy is alive and well.
Owen 'WTF is economics' Smith said:
2. Scrapping the DWP and replacing it with a Ministry for Labour and a Department for Social Security.
We will be putting 1M people into work digging holes. Then we'll put another 1M into work filling them
Owen 'WTF is economics' Smith said:
3. Introducing modern wages councils for hotel, shop and care workers to strengthen terms and conditions.
I will be renaming the UK - it is now known as "Inflationland"
Owen 'WTF is economics' Smith said:
4. Banning zero hour contracts.
Increasing unemployment, lowering productivity, increasing the cost of just about everything and removing a useful stepping stone between unemployment and employment
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5. Ending the public sector pay freeze.
Spending money we don't have
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6. Extending the right to information and consultation to cover all workplaces with more than 50 employees.
7. Ensuring workers’ representation on remuneration committees.
Putting decisions in the hands of those least qualified to make them
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8. Repealing the Trade Union Act.
Because what Trades Unions really need is more power.
Inflationland is now closed for business.
Owen 'WTF is economics' Smith said:
9. Increase spending on the NHS by 4% in real-terms in every year of the next parliament.
Meh. You pretty much can't get elected nowadays without promising the NHS a rimjob, a reacharound and the blood of your firstborn son - not much else he could have said.
Owen 'WTF is economics' Smith said:
10. Commit to bringing NHS funding up to the European average within the first term of a Labour Government.
Because spending is what matters. fudge results, as long as we spend, spend spend.
I've taken a cursory look at European healthcare systems and learned absolutely nothing whatsoever about their structures, provision and efficiency so I've fallen back on good old spend, spend, spend.
Owen 'WTF is economics' Smith said:
11. Greater spending on schools and libraries.
See 5.
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12. Re-instate the 50p top rate of income tax.
13. Reverse the reductions in Corporation Tax due to take place over the next four years.
14. Reverse cuts to Inheritance Tax announced in the Summer Budget.
15. Reverse cuts to Capital Gains Tax announced in the Summer Budget.
16. Introduce a new wealth Tax on the top 1% earners.
See 1.
In case you didn't get the message, Inflationland is closed for business.
Owen 'WTF is economics' Smith said:
17. A British New Deal unveiling £200bn of investment over five years.
18. A commitment to invest tens of billions in the North of England, and to bring forward High Speed 3.
See 2 & 5.
Owen 'WTF is economics' Smith said:
19. A pledge to build 300,000 homes in every year of the next parliament – 1.5 million over five years.
One of my advisers mentioned to me that the UK economy relies heavily on a steady and stable housing market.
fudge 'em, I wanna see it all burn.
Owen 'WTF is economics' Smith said:
20. Ending the scandal of fuel poverty by investing in efficient energy.
I have no issue with this except for the emotive language. Only concern is that when Labour say "invest", they don't normally mean invest, they normally mean "spend"
@Danishfurniturelover - he's neither mad nor drunk IMO, he just went full depart.