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***OMT Tottenham Hotspur v Brighton, White Hart Lane, Sat April 18th, 5.30pm***

At some point this season, I’m certain these players will produce a performance that makes us go “where the fudge have you been all season”. It’ll come out of nowhere and it’ll shock us all.

The hope is that that performance comes before it’s too late. We’re already very close to the point where we need an almost impossible run of form to save ourselves so it has to be soon. I’m not going to predict the result tomorrow because Brighton are a bloody good team.

But the tide has to turn at some point and when it does, I think it’ll be with an emphatic performance. I pray to all the Gods I don’t believe in that tomorrow is the day.

Like you, I worry that if and when it arrives, it'll be too late to make a difference to anything :(

Powerlessness is such a ѕhitty feeling, and it sounds trite, but all we can do is take one game at a time and keep supporting the team till it's decided, one way or the other.

"It's not the despair, Laura, I can handle the despair. It's the hope!"
 
4 of us are going
3 spurs and an Everton supporting mate
Plan was beers then footy but no trains from Bedford
So now early breakfast and train from sandy
Will be smashed before we get there which may be needed

Just seen no trains from Luton to Harpenden. Probs need to drive and park somewhere and get train ffs.
 
Just a reminder that a year ago we hadn’t won a trophy for 17 years - now we have. If we go down, we’ll get back up again.

Having said that, fudging come on! We can do this. Win today and it all changes!
 
Do we want Leeds to beat Wolves at 3pm today so they move closer to safety and are on the proverbial beach when we play them, or do we want Wolves to win so it's one more team we could potentially catch? Can't decide what's better so either you lot decide or I toss a coin
 
Do we want Leeds to beat Wolves at 3pm today so they move closer to safety and are on the proverbial beach when we play them, or do we want Wolves to win so it's one more team we could potentially catch? Can't decide what's better so either you lot decide or I toss a coin
Wolves win easily. We can still catch Leeds if they lost there, especially if we won today's game. All this 'on the beach' stuff doesn't play out as expected anyway....
 
Do we want Leeds to beat Wolves at 3pm today so they move closer to safety and are on the proverbial beach when we play them, or do we want Wolves to win so it's one more team we could potentially catch? Can't decide what's better so either you lot decide or I toss a coin
Wolves win without a doubt. Beating Wolves is in our hands so it’s on us to beat them. Any help we can get for the stuff out of our hands to reel in West Ham, Forest and Leeds will be gratefully received even if that means Woolwich beating West Ham if it’s needed at that point.
 
Do we want Leeds to beat Wolves at 3pm today so they move closer to safety and are on the proverbial beach when we play them, or do we want Wolves to win so it's one more team we could potentially catch? Can't decide what's better so either you lot decide or I toss a coin
Leeds lose and we win - survival is then back in our hands
 
Whatever happens -whatever the FUKK happens- let's give it a go.
Front-foot.
Pick the player that can create (Xavi), just find a way to shoehorn the bastahd in DeZerbi...and make him feel a foot taller and two yards faster, infuse his tea with ecstacy and start singing a song about him being the hybrid of Cruyff and Sniejder with the scoring touch of Van Basten (yes, that's right deZerbi, SING IT LIKE IT'S AN OPERA AND DON'T SKIP THE HIGH NOTES!)...
Force Richy to look at photos and video of OG Ronaldo for 3 hours before KO, all the time with one of the assistants (Salter is it?) screaming at him that he is DA MAN WITH DA FINISHING TOUCH and making sure there's a barber on site to shave his head except for a small triangular patch above his eyebrows...
Tell Danso he has everything Ledders had and more - two functioning knees. No shouting or cajoling necessary because he'll take it right onboard.
Make sure Matty Tel is given a video of Thierry Henry...not playing, talking, so as Tel can absorb the arrogance of Henry and nonchalantly take the tinkle out of the Brighton backline as well engaging in a bit of dodgy basketball to 'score' a goal if need be.
As for Mickey, our lovely Mickey, just remind him that he is one of the fastest, strongest defenders in the league and have him repeat (after you Roberto) a hundred times, 'thou shalt not pass', starting as a whisper and ending in a screaming roar loud enough to shake the gonads off an elephant at a 1000 yards!

ALL OF THEM.
STEP ONTO THAT PITCH AND WANT THE BALL.
WANT THE ACTION.
AND WANT TO SHOOT!

Don't be afraid. Because lads, it's brick and has been brick all season. That's the truth (whatever the context). And a major contributor to the 'being brick' bit has been fear and anxiety.
So fukk it.
Give it your all in the attacking sense. Just go the fukk for it. As I've said for weeks now, this is all about the space above the eyebrows and below the hairline feeling warm, fuzzy, and positive!!!

Get that fuzzy feeling of excitement, anticipation and joy in your collective knacker-sacks and lay the hairy bastahds ON THE LINE!!!!!

COYS!



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