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Goalkeepers: Fraser Forster (Southampton), Joe Hart (Torino, loan from Emirates Marketing Project), Tom Heaton (Burnley),

Defenders: Ryan Bertrand (Southampton), Gary Cahill (Chelsea), Nathaniel Clyne (Liverpool), Phil Jagielka (Everton), Michael Keane (Burnley), Danny Rose (Tottenham Hotspur), John Stones (Emirates Marketing Project), Kyle Walker (Tottenham Hotspur)

Midfielders: Eric Dier (Tottenham Hotspur), Danny Drinkwater (Leicester City), Jordan Henderson (Liverpool), Jack Wheelchair (AFC Bournemouth, loan from Arsenal), Adam Lallana (Liverpool), Jesse Lingard (Manchester United), Wayne Rooney (Manchester United), Raheem Sterling (Emirates Marketing Project), Andros Townsend (Crystal Palace), Theo Walcott (Arsenal)

Strikers: Harry Kane (Tottenham Hotspur), Marcus Rashford (Manchester United), Daniel Sturridge (Liverpool), Jamie Vardy (Leicester City)

I'd said so when Wheelchair managed to complete the whole game against us, England call up guaranteed. Never mind that he was the worst player on the pitch that day.

Can we pull at least three players please.
 
Rose got injured in the last England match and has been nursing his way through games with his usual seventeen lunging challenges, smashed to the floor, bit of cold spray from the physio and hobble on for 90 mins. Walker also lots of niggles, went off injured today. Surely both will be pulled out, for Ghod's sake
 
It's a great shame to read so many people saying they don't want our players representing their countries in internationals, this is an honour for both the individual and the club. In a time when players are criticized for not caring enough about the game it show some pride to me. International caps have been devalued by so many meaningless games and the ridiculous number of substitutes allowed but should still be something players want to gain.
 
Bullet said:
Rose got injured in the last England match and has been nursing his way through games with his usual seventeen lunging challenges, smashed to the floor, bit of cold spray from the physio and hobble on for 90 mins. Walker also lots of niggles, went off injured today. Surely both will be pulled out, for Ghod's sake
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There's no way Rose and Walker should be a part of these games. Pull them out now. Ideally Dier too.
 
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This is MASSIVE. It's the biggest game since ...er... Sunday.

Good to see England's best player starting from the bench, well done Gareth Southgate

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I just Googled Berra. It says

Berra began his professional career with Heart of Midlothian in his home city of Edinburgh, playing 146 times for them before he moved to England in 2009 in a £2.5 million transfer to Wolverhampton Wanderers. He was part of their promotion to the Premier League months later and played in the top flight with the team for three seasons before relegation. His contract was not renewed in 2013, after which he signed for Ipswich Town.

Are you trying to tell me that Wolves played in the Premier League for 3 seasons? 2010 2011 2012? I literally have no recollection of that. Oh dear, my memory is so bad nowadays, I honestly don't remember that whatsoever?
 
Sounds about right, no wonder I choose not to remember it:

"Steven Fletcher put the visitors ahead with their first attack, prodding home from close range after Brad Friedel parried a Roger Johnson header.

Luka Modric drew Spurs level

Wolves defended resolutely, with keeper Wayne Hennessey staying alert to deny Aaron Lennon and Jermain Defoe.

This was a deflating end to an otherwise excellent week for Tottenham, whose title ambitions have been widely feted since they beat Everton 2-0 on Wednesday.

Spurs could have gone joint top of the league, albeit with an inferior goal difference, had they defeated struggling Wolves.
 
I would very much like to see Eric Dier shove Rooney out the way of this freekick and ping this in off the bar.

Nope Rooney shins it shoulder high. Great play from England's greatest ever Englishman
 
Ha ha, a completely free header from 8 yards for Grant Hanley and he spooned it 20 yards over.

I should have scored that, what a twit. And where was the marking Brian?
 
I suspect Scotland will be extremely happy to keep it at 1-0 until 70 minutes and then push forwards and pile players into the box for a good old fight up ya sporran
 
I assume at some point Eric Dier will grab Scott Brown and push him into a toaster.

2 minutes later he will spread margarine and marmalade on him and have a little snack, before beating Scotland at the football game
 
I just thought I better post something in case bullet was lonely in here on his own.
edit: that was funnier until Robbo posted something at the same time
 
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