I think the players are like automobiles under AVB. You have your midfield three, a Fiat 500, a Toyota HiAce and a Nissan Patrol. These cars can all cover each other, even though the terrain can be brutal at times, the Fiat 500 can do the Patrol's job driving over big rocks or carry 60,000 bottles of water like the HiAce. Of course, the Patrol can also fit into a 6 feet wide parking space. The HiAce however cannot do any tasks asked, other than pulling 60,000 bottles of water.
Then you have your flank cars, a Maserati and a Ducati. The Ducati not being a car, can only be asked to do special tasks such as gliding through traffic really fast, if the driver is agile and smart. These vehicles operate well with a Fiat 500 if they are fixed with the same amount of nut bolts in the rims. However, this is often not the case. Somewhere along the lines, we need to rely on good mechanics to make things work. That's why we should hire that guy from the Bangla shop. LeeBoy, Lemur, Leepu? He is now our head of interchangeable parts that need honing, welding and spray painting. Even though he is not a good mechanic, he will get the job done somehow.
Now. Believe it or not, we bought a Peugeot 505 to sweep the floor at the back, when we already had an Alfa Romeo, and Ford GTO and some sort of South American car with a neat name. The Peugeot is sensible and will easily break down and cry, so we should hire a baker to fix it some croissants to enjoy in the back seat.
The race is like Paris - Dakar on steroids, which could lead to malfunction in the genitalia area. We've now hired Christian from embarrassing diseases to help with this problem. He drives a Prius, being the sensible doctor he is.
2-1: Seat Ibiza, Saab 900s (og) - Audi 80.