So, its ok for you to be jokey or facetious but not me? Pot.. Kettle...
The "other incident" was, as it turned out, a genuine mis communication. Im happy with that.
You didnt say "Sissoko is ahead of Winks for the Burnley game". You said "Sissoko is ahead of Winks", a rather categoric - and false - statement. Which is what I picked up upon. You THEN explained you were talking about one game, as was wrong anyway. Thats cool, it happens. And its not me repeatedly having a little nibble at that. Rather, when it seems you are having a bite - Ive repetedly pointed out why you got the response you did and that I later accepted your explanation. It really shouldnt be dragging on.
And after that, you just go on to prove yourself as Sissoko defender #1.
I shouldnt have to prove he has a fudging awful touch most of the time. Because he has a fudging awful touch most of the time. Use your eyes, its obvious. Asking me to do so is just trying to set up some something else to try and defend. The guys touch is awful, just watch him play.
You yourself state he is so bad in attack players pass around him. Its not a virtue. And, again, shouldnt require a thesis from the University of whofudgingcares to prove what we have all seen a number of times. And, of course, I have NOT ONCE stated "the players are so scared of his terrible technique that they will do anything to not give him the ball". Were that statement in some way valid Id have no issue. Its not though, and its what you then use to justify your "railing against" (tongue in cheek, Im sure). Straw man, much?
As for tempo, second straw man in a single post - well done. Not once did I even mention it. Unless you are referring to the point he does slow play, and moves do break down, often when he gets involved. Often, simply, because he struggles to control the ball. And then takes time to work out what to do with it. Again, thats just how it is. He isnt at the level of his team mates and there are plenty of times it shows.
But please, do carry on.
I made a point of saying he passed and moved well against Burnley, just as he played some nice one touch passes as well. Just as I said he was generally pretty good on the day (glaring miss aside). Explicitly I pointed to things he did well that I think are weaknesses of him. Please, keep going at me like I cant see things, or cant commend him when he does things well, or as if I somehow WANT him to be bad.
As ridiculous as that all is, its undeniably entertaining.