I dont actually give a brick about big fish nonsense, thats just a metaphor to illustrate the differences.
Everton and West Ham have spent more, and got business done.
Boo hoo! We are such a failure!
But, wait a minute, would we have even been interested in their business? Are they competition? So should we even care?
Its No, no, and no, by the way.
Liverpool, City and Man Utd are the clubs we are dancing around to try and get players. All of which spend fudge-tonnes of money we simply dont have. In both fees and wages.
All of us are shopping at Christies, but while they go around spashing buckets of cash, we are at the back of the room bidding with luncheon vouchers. West Ham, by the way, were laughed at on the door and sent away.