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Victimpool FC - Klopp leaving, grown men crying

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I believe Reina is now out for the semi versus Everton.

What do people think of Reina as a keeper? I think he's good if slightly overrated by the media though we could do worse. Cheeky bid?
 
Rorshach said:
I believe Reina is now out for the semi versus Everton.

What do people think of Reina as a keeper? I think he's good if slightly overrated by the media though we could do worse. Cheeky bid?
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Probably one of the best 5 keepers in the league. People bang on about his distribution being great, but that's right down at the bottom of the list of skills that I want my goalkeeper to have.
 
Rorshach said:
I believe Reina is now out for the semi versus Everton.

What do people think of Reina as a keeper? I think he's good if slightly overrated by the media though we could do worse. Cheeky bid?
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Massively overated, has made so many massive fudgeups over the years and never ever gets media criticism...
 
King Kenny has turned into such an ungracious ****... walking out of an interview, when the guy asks an honest question about their tinkle-poor form... it's on a par with Wenger (and even HE hasn't walked out on an interview to date) ...I honestly felt he was a perfect fit for Liverpool when he came back, but it turns out it was in a similar way to hoe Hoddle 'fit' Spurs as a manager... rather than how Di Matteo is seeming to slot back in at Chelsea... ahhh, the curse of the returning 'Hero' eh??

fudge 'em... their victim/siege mentality was always going to come back and haunt them.... now they'll probably struggle to get genuine sympathy for the Hillsborough memoriam on April 15th... and that's some fudging going, seeing as they had the support of the entire nation behind them once upon a time! They pushed the limit with the Suarez T-Shirt stunt, sympathy for their club has reached an all time low... I reckon the milk of human kindness has finally gone off!
 
Ferguson removes Dalglish mask

ALEX Ferguson has confessed that he has been managing Liverpool for the last 15 months.

After Liverpool’s defeat to Saudi Sportswashing Machine dropped them below an Everton team that cost less than one of Stewart Downing's ineffective limbs, the cunningly-disguised Manchester United manager realised that he may have taken things too far.

Ferguson said: “I knew everyone with a Scottish accent sounded the same to youse lot, but I credited you with more sense than thinking Kenny would honestly let Jonjo Shelvey near a football for any other reason than selling one in the club shop.
“There have been times when it’s been difficult to keep an extremely sour-*looking straight face and I had to keep nipping to the toilets for a giggle during most of our transfer negotiations.”

The deception was revealed after latex-masked Ferguson felt that his aim of mid*table awfulness had been achieved, but some have questioned his logic of steering Liverpool to a League Cup this season.

Ferguson said: “The only way people know that you’re aiming for mediocrity is if you hit it, and a penalties win against Cardiff City in a competition even Sunderland rest players for is the very definition of footballing ‘meh’.”

Liverpool will appoint head coach Steve Clarke as caretaker manager once he has provided some ID proving he isn’t Gary Neville in disguise. The board also claims to have secured the services of Pep Guardiola for next season.

Wearing a hooded top and large sunglasses, Guardiola told reporters: “Aye, it’s proper banging I’m managing the bin dippers next season, I’m mad for it, me, our kid.”

daily mash
 
1882 said:
King Kenny has turned into such an ungracious ****... walking out of an interview, when the guy asks an honest question about their tinkle-poor form... it's on a par with Wenger (and even HE hasn't walked out on an interview to date) ...I honestly felt he was a perfect fit for Liverpool when he came back, but it turns out it was in a similar way to hoe Hoddle 'fit' Spurs as a manager... rather than how Di Matteo is seeming to slot back in at Chelsea... ahhh, the curse of the returning 'Hero' eh??

fudge 'em... their victim/siege mentality was always going to come back and haunt them.... now they'll probably struggle to get genuine sympathy for the Hillsborough memoriam on April 15th... and that's some fudging going, seeing as they had the support of the entire nation behind them once upon a time! They pushed the limit with the Suarez T-Shirt stunt, sympathy for their club has reached an all time low... I reckon the milk of human kindness has finally gone off!
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Turned? He pulled that trick on numerous occasions whilst Blackburn and Saudi Sportswashing Machine manager too.....
 
It is a new day (although running its course) and Liverscum are still ****s. As big a ****s as yesterday
 
I'd rather Everton humiliated them in the semi, but as long as Spurs win it in the end it's all good.
 
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