Bullet
Colin Calderwood
Kind of pointless to get into it, because it will go around in circles. But the man who didn't sanction the wages Mane and Wijnaldum wanted wasn't GHod, it was Levy. The man who dropped our Fernandes pursuit when it was clear he was desperate to come to us wasn't GHod, it was Levy. The man who didn't pay extra to sort the image rights for Dybala wasn't GHod, it was Levy. The man who fudged up the Grealish deal and bought absolutely no one, sabotaging our team down to the present day, wasn't GHod, it was Levy. Barkley, Schneiderlin, Rodriguez, Moreno, David Villa, Hulk, Moutinho...look back enough years and the number of players who we claimed to be in for but routinely cheaped out on starts resembling a pattern. All of it, when a bit more daring, as the club motto so hollowly proclaims, might have seen us cross the line under potentially the best manager we've ever had in the modern era, and before that, some of the best teams we ever had.
The man's a mediocre, risk-averse, penny-pinching administrator who used our own money (not a single penny of ENIC's) basically adequately but routinely shirked at the last when it came to giving our managers what they desperately asked for. But of course, that will go in circles too.
All that to say, I take issue with your characterization of those deals, is all. They weren't all Acts of GHod.
Mrs DubaiSpur in 4 years' time:
Kind of pointless to get into it, because it will go around in circles. But the man who didn't sanction the Chevy or the F150 I wanted wasn't GHod, it was DubaiSpur. The man who dropped our E-Class pursuit when it was clear the salesman was desperate to sell to us wasn't GHod, it was DubaiSpur. The man who didn't pay extra to seal the deal at the Saskatchewan lake house wasn't GHod, it was DubaiSpur. The man who fudged up the Lake Louise deal and bought absolutely nothing, sabotaging our holidays every summer to the present day, wasn't GHod, it was DubaiSpur. Winnipeg, Thunder Bay, Moosonee, Hamilton, Ontario, Jasper...look back enough years and the number of houses we claimed to be in for but routinely cheaped out on starts resembling a pattern. All of it, when a bit more daring, as my husband's mantra so hollowly proclaims, might have seen us cross the line under potentially the best time of our lives.
The man's a mediocre, risk-averse, penny-pinching administrator who used our own money (not a single penny of his father's) basically adequately but routinely shirked at the last when it came to buying the holiday home we desperately need. But of course, that will go in circles too.
All that to say, I take issue with your characterization of those deals, is all. They weren't all Acts of GHod