Bullet
Colin Calderwood
I'm not Sissoko's biggest fan but I think that he's been one of our better players.
You know when you're moving house, and just as you expected, your sofa is outside and won't quite fit through the front door, so you try the side door and you try the bay window... but no way it is going in there, so you take it back around to the front of the house and you realise that if you unscrew the legs and tilt it at 20 degrees it might just about fit into the hall way and then you can take it past the front room and into the kitchen, spin it and get it through the double doors but then Big Moussa comes sprinting up the driveway from nowhere and shoulder barges it down the hallway, scraping gouges of plasterwork out of the walls and scratching the legs?