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Tony Galvin
At the local team near me there's only one stand but sometimes a ball will land on it. The chairman has a big long 10 metre stick and he'll start banging on the underside of the roof till the ball falls back off.
He does this during the middle of the game with spectators sat in the stand, which would be all well and good, but he is also the teams manager!
I was born in Fulham many years ago and my old man used to take me to the Cottage when i was a kid. Because the terrace alongside the river was open and the ball kept getting kicked into the Thames Fulham used to employ a couple of guys with a row boat to retrieve the balls.