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The poo & guff thread...

Cannot beat a bit of organic scrambled eggs, beans and sprouted brown bread toast. I was almost able to fart "Eye Of The Tiger" (another covid19 aspiration...or asspiration).
 
The smell from my anus tonight is awful
I’ve been told I have to sleep on the couch as it’s so ardent
 
Had a chinese earlier, my lord the farts are insane already !!
Mrs told me if I do one of them in bed I will have to go sleep on the couch
 
New medication I've started has really gone hard on some of the side affects - looks like Jackson Pollock's "Caramac milkshake on porcelain"

Luckily I share a bathroom with a housemate who I don't like.
 
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