The poo & guff thread...

[Robbo]

Fake

https://gizmodo.com/that-video-of-farts-captured-by-thermal-cameras-looking-1841442780

Nooooo! That was so much fun.

 

[markysimmo]

Sitting on my patio and I keep doing really loud farts, I can hear people sniggering in the flats around us, who said lockdown wasn’t fun !!

 

[Parklaner81]

Sitting on my patio and I keep doing really loud farts, I can hear people sniggering in the flats around us, who said lockdown wasn’t fun !!

When I saw this thread had been bumped, I had a strong feeling about who'd be responsible...

 

[SteveAWOL]

When I saw this thread had been bumped, I had a strong feeling about who'd be responsible...

 

[markysimmo]

Ahhhh the sound and smell of roast dinner farts are reverberating around my abode tonight !!!

 

[markysimmo]

The Mrs has started taking protein shakes, my GHod her farts are repulsive
Its defo payback
I need to up my game

 

[Robbo]

The Mrs has started taking protein shakes, my GHod her farts are repulsive
Its defo payback
I need to up my game

That lockdown is no good for you.

 

[SteveAWOL]

Hopefully Marky isn’t an asymptomatic superspreader

https://twitter.com/x/status/1252325173711245318

 

[MKSpur]

Hopefully Marky isn’t an asymptomatic superspreader

https://twitter.com/x/status/1252325173711245318

He just needs to wear his G string back to front to act as a bum mask...

 

[markysimmo]

The Mrs has started taking protein shakes, my GHod her farts are repulsive
Its defo payback
I need to up my game

Her farts have actually go worse today !!!

 

[Parklaner81]

He just needs to wear his G string back to front to act as a bum mask...

Good call. Afterall, they do say masks are of more use in stopping the spread than in protecting the wearer...

 

[markysimmo]

He just needs to wear his G string back to front to act as a bum mask...

Don't say things like that, this thread will attract a certain pervert who loves tights and custard !!

 

[markysimmo]

Dropped a few very robust loud farts and my arsehole has instantly got ridiculously itchy

 

[Kandi1977]

Dropped a few very robust loud farts and my ******** has instantly got ridiculously itchy

Those are not farts

 

[SteveAWOL]

Dropped a few very robust loud sharts and my ******** has instantly got ridiculously itchy

FTFY

 

[markysimmo]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1257726413836292102

 

[Kandi1977]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1257726413836292102

That's impressive!

 

[markysimmo]

That's impressive!

Do you think its real ??

 

[Kandi1977]

Do you think its real ??

Probably not, but then the wife is a very good actor.

 

[Seedy Ron]

No life of crime for @markysimmo

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-52577485