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The poo & guff thread...

Just took a leisurely stroll to the newsagents, got half way back and suddenly the turtle head was out !!
Power walk back to the flat, massive rush to the toilet and just about made it hahaha
 
Mrs brought me these
I will break them !!

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Shreddies flatulence filtering underwear is manufactured with love in the UK using the best materials to ensure the highest standards.

How do they work?
Shreddies flatulence filtering garments feature an activated carbon back panel that absorbs all flatulence odours. Due to its highly porous nature, the gas becomes trapped and neutralised by the cloth, which is then reactivated by simply washing the garment.
Previous research published in The American Journal of Gastroenterology found activated carbon underwear to be the most effective method of removing flatulence odours. The garments have gone through rigorous testing, and findings from research by De Montfort University were presented at the 86th Textile Institute World Conference; the fabric “was found to remove sulphide and ethyl mercaptan so effectively that it can filter odours 200 times the strength of the average flatus emission." The fabric remains effective for the life of the garment providing the care instructions are followed correctly. The Shreddies motto is ‘Fart with confidence’ and our garments ensure just that.
Who are Shreddies For?

Shreddies can be worn by anyone but they offer the perfect solution for treating excessive gas issues caused by IBS (irritable bowel syndrome), Gastritis, Crohn’s disease, Dyspepsia and Colitis as well as food intolerance's and many other bowel and digestive disorders. Anybody that suffers from excessive gas will know of the social issues that it can cause and Shreddies not only improves the physical symptoms but also helps to reduce the anxiety associated with this condition.

In many cases, simply not having to worry about gas can help improve a persons condition. Anxiety can create chemical changes in your body which can affect your digestive system, exacerbating a person’s condition. The average person passes wind 14 times per day so whether you suffer from of a digestive disorder or just want help treating flatulence issues, Shreddies can help. Our garments are discreet, offering the wearer added assurance that nobody will be able to tell you are wearing anything other than regular clothing. Unlike other pads which are poorly stuck into your underwear, Shreddies are long lasting and won't need replacing after just 2 weeks.
 
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They don't stand a chance vs Marky; they can only cope with 200 times normal strength of flatus. Marky is on a wholly different scoville scale.
 
markysimmo said:
Mrs brought me these
I will break them !!

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Shreddies flatulence filtering underwear is manufactured with love in the UK using the best materials to ensure the highest standards.

How do they work?
Shreddies flatulence filtering garments feature an activated carbon back panel that absorbs all flatulence odours. Due to its highly porous nature, the gas becomes trapped and neutralised by the cloth, which is then reactivated by simply washing the garment.
Previous research published in The American Journal of Gastroenterology found activated carbon underwear to be the most effective method of removing flatulence odours. The garments have gone through rigorous testing, and findings from research by De Montfort University were presented at the 86th Textile Institute World Conference; the fabric “was found to remove sulphide and ethyl mercaptan so effectively that it can filter odours 200 times the strength of the average flatus emission." The fabric remains effective for the life of the garment providing the care instructions are followed correctly. The Shreddies motto is ‘Fart with confidence’ and our garments ensure just that.
Who are Shreddies For?

Shreddies can be worn by anyone but they offer the perfect solution for treating excessive gas issues caused by IBS (irritable bowel syndrome), Gastritis, Crohn’s disease, Dyspepsia and Colitis as well as food intolerance's and many other bowel and digestive disorders. Anybody that suffers from excessive gas will know of the social issues that it can cause and Shreddies not only improves the physical symptoms but also helps to reduce the anxiety associated with this condition.

In many cases, simply not having to worry about gas can help improve a persons condition. Anxiety can create chemical changes in your body which can affect your digestive system, exacerbating a person’s condition. The average person passes wind 14 times per day so whether you suffer from of a digestive disorder or just want help treating flatulence issues, Shreddies can help. Our garments are discreet, offering the wearer added assurance that nobody will be able to tell you are wearing anything other than regular clothing. Unlike other pads which are poorly stuck into your underwear, Shreddies are long lasting and won't need replacing after just 2 weeks.
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You could swap them with these..
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Mrs is moaning at my farts tonight
She has popped out so I've just gone to the fridge and eaten 5 pickled onions
 
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