The poo & guff thread...

[SpurMeUp]

Here you go @markysimmo can this change your life https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50469405

 

[Seedy Ron]

Here you @markysimmo can it change your life https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50469405

He'd tarmac it on flush 51.

 

[monkeybarry]

He's the prime candidate for the UAT

 

[markysimmo]

Here you go @markysimmo can this change your life https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50469405

I don’t leave skids the Mrs does !!!

 

[SteveAWOL]

Dunno why I was expecting this to be @markysimmo

https://twitter.com/x/status/1204734466528333824

 

[Seedy Ron]

Dunno why I was expecting this to be @markysimmo

https://twitter.com/x/status/1204734466528333824

His would kill mosquito researchers from 6 metres.

 

[markysimmo]

Explosive brick farts tonight
3 days of eating so much rich foods
Today a huge amount of red wine, cheese and port

#loose

 

[markysimmo]

Watching Wurzel Gummidge and he said

Pphhhhoooooowwwhhhh who just whispered a bum secret hahahah

 

[nayenezgani]

Explosive brick farts tonight
3 days of eating so much rich foods
Today a huge amount of red wine, cheese and port

#loose

Sharts is the accurate term.

 

[nayenezgani]

Have you tried taking probiotics @markysimmo? They're great for keeping that stuff in check..

 

[markysimmo]

Have you tried taking probiotics @markysimmo? They're great for keeping that stuff in check..

No, any recommendations ??

 

[nayenezgani]

No, any recommendations ??

Biokult is worth a go for a standard daily probiotic. Or if you suffer with IBS and need something more, try any IBS specific culture blend.

 

[Moby]

Have you tried taking probiotics @markysimmo? They're great for keeping that stuff in check..

I’d fear the RSPCA would be onto you for recommending the growth of additional live bacteria in that sort of uninhabitable and inhumane environment.

 

[Robbo]

This one might come in handy for some of you...

 

[markysimmo]

I’ve got a really scratchy ring-piece at the moment
Any tips for a good cream ??

 

[Seedy Ron]

I’ve got a really scratchy ring-piece at the moment
Any tips for a good cream ??

For you, Castrol GTX.

 

[Bullet]

I’ve got a really scratchy ring-piece at the moment
Any tips for a good cream ??

anusol campbell

 

[milo]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1224569239253569538

 

[milo]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1224569239253569538

Fake

https://gizmodo.com/that-video-of-farts-captured-by-thermal-cameras-looking-1841442780

 

[markysimmo]

Really love pickled onions at the moment
The farts are tremendous too !!!