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The poo & guff thread...

Been having wet and flakey brick for about a year now.
Finally got around to the Dr and doing a stool sample - was like scooping a half metled peanut butter milkshake that had been dropped in water, and using one of those crappy plastic spoons you get with small ice cream pots.....
 
monkeybarry said:
Been having wet and flakey brick for about a year now.
Finally got around to the Dr and doing a stool sample - was like scooping a half metled peanut butter milkshake that had been dropped in water, and using one of those crappy plastic spoons you get with small ice cream pots.....
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Stool samples are horrible. I had to give one too. I held an old empty takeaway Tupperware box under me to brick in to. The brick was a mixture of diarrhoea and stodgy pasty mess. I then had to somehow move the contents from there in to the tube. Horrible! Good luck with your sample.
 
Just finished squizing out a fudging massive brick of a turd. Now I know how it feels to get fisted. Without any lubrication! It felt like it was made of concrete. Seriously, I never knew a turd could cause such excruciating pain!
On the plus side, it was a one wiper...
 
Kandi1977 said:
Just finished squizing out a fudging massive brick of a turd. Now I know how it feels to get fisted. Without any lubrication! It felt like it was made of concrete. Seriously, I never knew a turd could cause such excruciating pain!
On the plus side, it was a one wiper...
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On the contrary, I’m having a lot of “40 wipers” of note, so annoying, I think i need to get my “cutters” sharpened.
 
I've been experimenting with intermittent fasting. I fast for 16 hours and have an 8 hour window to eat what I like. (typically skip breakfast and eat from noon - 8pm)

My stools lately have been firm with little wiping, with a few 'phantom' dumps.

Could get used to this.
 
I went out at lunch today and had 3 pints and some really hot and spicy pizza

Sat on my train home and started farting a lot, really quiet but it smelt like raw sewage, so so bad

Anyhow I must have dropped a good 5 or 10 before people started to notice, one women opposite me said out loud that she thought we had gone past a sewage or treatment factory, then somebody else said it must be the toilet on the train

The coupe de grace was after the train had stopped a bloke got on and sat next to me, he sniffled his nose up and then started writing a text about how much the train and his seat reeked

Hahahahahaha, I literally couldn't stop laughing
 
markysimmo said:
I went out at lunch today and had 3 pints and some really hot and spicy pizza

Sat on my train home and started farting a lot, really quiet but it smelt like raw sewage, so so bad

Anyhow I must have dropped a good 5 or 10 before people started to notice, one women opposite me said out loud that she thought we had gone past a sewage or treatment factory, then somebody else said it must be the toilet on the train

The coupe de grace was after the train had stopped a bloke got on and sat next to me, he sniffled his nose up and then started writing a text about how much the train and his seat reeked

Hahahahahaha, I literally couldn't stop laughing
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Are u sure he wasn't texting the geezer next to him smelt like a cesspit?
 
I have had quite a few dumps lately that have been relatively small but the wipeage comes out about half an inch thick. And lots of it.

fudging annoying
 
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