The low assist statistic does surprise me, and it is completely wrong. I can't get onto the team of your dreams link you posted, but the statbunker one is clearly only using data from later Premier League seasons, hence the major bias towards players from the second half of the 20 year Premier League period dominating the top of that list. Take a look at a few examples from early PL players and you'll see what I mean:
Darren Anderton - 18 - The guy who took all our corners and free-kicks for 12 years with only 18 assists?
Teddy Sheringham - 11 - He probably set up that many for Chris Armstrong in the 95/96 season alone.
Eric Cantona - 0 - Apparently the guy never set up a goal
Stuart Ripley - 4 - This man was the main winger for a team that finished 2nd in 1994 and then 1st in 1995, both in 42 game seasons. You really think he only got four assists in that entire time?
Clearly your figures are wrong. This one, taken from just over a year ago, has Scholes in 7th place in the all time list with 135 assists:
http://www.talksport.co.uk/magazine...op-20-assists-tally-whos-made-most-goals?p=13
You also made the utterly bizarre statement that Scholes could not play in the Arsenal/Barcelona teams because he isn't good enough at fast, one touch passing. That's probably the best thing about his game! His overall output isn't as good in a goals/assists per game as Fabregas, but that's also because when Scholes was at his peak he played in a 4-4-2 and a lot of his best work was in getting the ball out to Giggs/Beckham on the wings to supply the strikers, whereas Fabregas played behind the main striker in a 4-3-3/4-5-1, therefore his role required far more end product. I have little doubt that Scholes could have scored just as many goals and made just as many assists if he'd been at that Arsenal team in his peak instead - in fact the only season he did play in this sort of role was when he played behind Ruud Van Nistelrooy in the 02/03 season. And look at his end product from that year.
This is quite a ridiculous argument that you're pursuing, and I don't know what more I can say other than...watch this video and read the comments of some of the very best players and managers that have encountered Scholes as team mates and rivals alike, and have queued up to sing his praises. Many of these are extremely arrogant players, world class in their own right, many of which played for rival clubs to Man Utd and would have every reason NOT to big him up the way they've done. You can't "fool" people into thinking you're this good:
[video=youtube;DTM72O95ISI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTM72O95ISI[/video]