DeanoAustin
Rafael Van Der Vaart
You obviously don't watch much football. He's been a pretty prolific goalscorer in the Dutch, German and Portuguese league for a decade! But he's very limited. He's big. That's it.
Don't watch a lot of any of the above. I can see he has 1 goal in 18 for the Dutch national team and retired at 28. Doesn't fill me with any confidence.
I'm thinking this looks a Rasiak/Janssen type signing.