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Night out openers

El Guepardo

El Guepardo

Rafael Van Der Vaart
Anyone care to give me a first line to chat a woman up? I have my own but keen to hear your's. If you win, I will buy you a pint pre Saints v Spurs of you are coming down to watch it?
 
Park Lane James said:
Don't use lines, please
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She'll never go for that. Terrible advice.

I've actually used to great effect "play your cards right and you could have me". It was an expensive night, I woke up without a penny. But she took her nick nacks off right there in the club... I think it was a club, I was pretty tinkled. I just remember bottles of champagne and the smell of cheap perfume and broken dreams.
 
Park Lane James said:
Don't use lines, please
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I'm not really a line guy and I've been in a very happy relationship for a while now, but when out with single folks you'd be amazed by how many actually enjoyable conversations can be struck up by asking random questions, and I guess if you're single and wanting to make more of it then you've already got an in. brick like asking a girl what their favourite star wars film is, 1. It instantly gives off the impression you don't take yourself too seriously 2. Star Wars is amazing, therefore is good to talk about 3. Their answer is an efficient filtering device, ie if the say the Phantom Menace then you can move on without having invested tooooo much time.....

I guess the success depends where you are and the type of people are there etc etc
 
Funniest one I've done is ask a girl what her make believe job was as an opener. That one question and she thought I was the best thing since sliced bread. Very funny.
 
I didn't pull, far too drunk for that! But I talked with lots of women and the opening lines I was always using was just asking where women were going, what they were drinking (not buying just asking), how their night was etc

I find women are so receptive that it's weird how strange it is that so many of us are afraid of approaching them in the street etc why? Once you get chatting you take it from there and no worries.

Some of the lines here are funny, the CuTe one though is too clever, like a line out of Big Bang Theory.
 
El Guepardo said:
I didn't pull, far too drunk for that! But I talked with lots of women and the opening lines I was always using was just asking where women were going, what they were drinking (not buying just asking), how their night was etc

I find women are so receptive that it's weird how strange it is that so many of us are afraid of approaching them in the street etc why? Once you get chatting you take it from there and no worries.

Some of the lines here are funny, the CuTe one though is too clever, like a line out of Big Bang Theory.
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No long kisses this week then ?
 
Nah, or short kisses :D but plenty of hangover, eating cold pizza now, drinking Lucozade & watching Casino Royale, one of my top 3 Bond films.
 
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