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Night out openers

Mates are going as Devil, Werewolf but yawn...so will all the other guys so I'm going to find something unique. I thought about Evil Genie & have a board advertising the three wishes. Get women coming up and telling me their wishes!
 
Thinking I'll get big poster board, hang that around my neck. Draw a lamp on it or, more likely, print a picture of one off the Internet. Then write the three wishes message, but it's how I make myself look like an evil genie with the rest. Not keen on a mask as I think that removes good eye contact unless they are eager for you to remove the mask hmm
 
markysimmo said:
Why do I only attract girls who are in relationships, saw an old mate lastnight, she was with a lovely swedish girl, of course she had a bloke so im not interested and all she kept saying was if I was single, etc, etc...not for me though
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huh!

Hope you replied as you left, 'if you were single..' give her your number then leave.
 
El Guepardo said:
Halloween coming up & I can't wait! :D women always dress so much sexier in Halloween costume, other than dressing as a witch, which few women will do as they don't want to look bad, all other costumes are designed to be sexy whether cheerleading, damsel in distress etc & whats more, they tend to lower their morals.

I'm deciding what to wear as I don't want cliched.
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My lady is 8 months, and I cannot wait to see what she is going to do lol. She showed me these pictures

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I met this Geordie girl I went out on a first date with on Saturday yesterday too. We had sex - not bad going for a 'second date' however she was a touch hairy down there.

How would you tell a girl that she is kinda hairy down there without being rude, destructive or hurting her feelings? i like a bit of hair, and she had a landing strip (hot) but i dont like hair in the actual fudgein pussy. Just a bit annoying.

In th epast I would always drop hints before we slept together - stuff like I hate hair down there etc. This time round it may be a bit too rude.
 
Just tell her you're not going downtown until she bucks her fudging ideas up. Say it in a jokey way. Worst it can do is give her a complex.

If she tells you to fudge off - hey ho - find one who hasn't got hairs in her clunge. You can't lose really.
 
WV1YID80 said:
Just tell her you're not going downtown until she bucks her fudging ideas up. Say it in a jokey way. Worst it can do is give her a complex.

If she tells you to fudge off - hey ho - find one who hasn't got hairs in her clunge. You can't lose really.
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True but she is actually fairly damn hot and fun. I may just tell her that I got a voucher for waxing as a joke gift from my mate. She could use it. Im thinkin of inventive ways
 
WV1YID80 said:
Just go down on her & come up pretending to pull a hair out of your teeth. She will get the message
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the thing is at times I get so carried away - I dont care if there is brick down there

Ill do the hair out of teeth maneuver
 
N10 Yiddo said:
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hi I'm (your name)..
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I could pull that one off, hopefully they have a sense of humour. I may just pull a notepad out and repeat them to them until they work. Like Tim Vine.
 
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