January Transfer Thread - it couldn't open and close any quicker

[Bedfordspurs]

Oi I did my level 2 coaching with him, he's a lad and a gentleman and also a geezer at the same time.

I'm bloody Timothy Atouba, cracking start to spurs career with a goal against Saudi Sportswashing Machine and the arm in the air celebration. What the hell happened to him.

Atouba used to wear a Calvin Klein thong to play in
And also was once described as having the largest back in football by a player I knew
Strange what players talk about

 

[monkeybarry]

Atouba used to wear a Calvin Klein thong to play in
And also was once described as having the largest back in football by a player I knew
Strange what players talk about

That explains some of his movements.
Talk about sliding balls down the channels.

 

[markysimmo]

Atouba used to wear a Calvin Klein thong to play in
And also was once described as having the largest back in football by a player I knew
Strange what players talk about

I thought Dion Dublin had the biggest ram in English football

 

[Aldo]

Atouba used to wear a Calvin Klein thong to play in
And also was once described as having the largest back in football by a player I knew
Strange what players talk about

Largest back in football is Luke Shaw.

 

[Bedfordspurs]

I thought Dion Dublin had the biggest ram in English football

I was once in the loos in Stratford upon Avon when Dublin came in…, it was so hard not too look

 

[Danishfurniturelover]

I was once in the loos in Stratford upon Avon when Dublin came in…, it was so hard not too look

I would have done.

Take it as a compliment when men sneak a peak. Don't like it when they try and touch which is why I don't like Kevin spacey.

 

[monkeybarry]

I would have done.

Take it as a compliment when men sneak a peak. Don't like it when they try and touch which is why I don't like Kevin spacey.

Just close your eyes and think of England

 

[Kandi1977]

Thank you @Danishfurniturelover I'll post more and dream of being Stephane Dalmat or something.

If you work hard enough, you can be the 2nd prettiest spice girl. Behind @Danishfurniturelover of course.

 

[Gutter Boy]

Fat Dazza update:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1458157615058411520

 

[JerusalemMan]

Fat Dazza update:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1458157615058411520

Crystal Palace?

No name or source link to that, I sense clickbait.
(Would be very nice if it's kosher)

 

[metalgear]

Crystal Palace?

No name or source link to that, I sense clickbait.
(Would be very nice if it's kosher)

Hazard, William etc comes to mind. I'll believe it when it's official.

That said I've always believed that managers attract players and we do need that extra something especially now.

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[markysimmo]

 

[alekaras]

Crystal Palace?

No name or source link to that, I sense clickbait.
(Would be very nice if it's kosher)

Milwall.

 

[Daisuk]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1458514474416189440

 

[alekaras]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1458514474416189440

I heard he asked for Berba too.

 

[Gazza]

I heard he asked for Berba too.

No he is white and lazy

 

[Daisuk]

Isn't Bale a free agent next summer?

 

[Denmark Spur]

Isn't Bale a free agent next summer?

Yep.

 

[SteveAWOL]

Isn't Bale a free agent next summer?

His wage demands would surely smash our wage structure without Madrid subsidising it, let alone the signing on fee he'll be pocketing if there's no transfer fee.

 

[Daisuk]

His wage demands would surely smash our wage structure without Madrid subsidising it, let alone the signing on fee he'll be pocketing if there's no transfer fee.

Conte can just use his "but you said you were gonna ..." - card with Levy, or he'll leave.