Whiffler
Jermaine Jenas
It's going to be tough next year when we've had to sell Lloris, Walker, Rose, Alderweireld, Dembele, Dier, Lamela, Delli Alli and Kane, but at least we are signing 37 other players, most of whom I never heard of. I just don't understand why people buy into this crap.
You missed the bit about us moving to Milton Keynes permanently, sharing the ground permanently, and renamimg ourselves as Athletico Milton. The new ground at WHL will become a new Butlins, complete with Olympic size swimming pool, named after Winston Silcott