I always saw myself as a Maldini but in reality I was far more Van Den Hauwe.You'd have had a field day with me. I freely admit to being a tetchy priss-pot player, who if challenged beyond my boundaries makes very, very sure to let the offender know what I think of them. It's probably why I (somewhat blindly) feel for our Dele...you'd get me sent-off if we ever played a match against each other!!!!! BTW, I blindly believe I am some hybrid of Berbatov, Shearer and Hoddle, when in reality Alan Brazil as he sits at Talkbricke is quite possibly an aspiration too high in reality!
I suspect in those days I'd have been described as "no nonsense"