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I guess I should know this, but I've never really bothered to look it up, and searching for it now I only find lots of articles about the Sporting CP chairman calling them the Dildo Brothers. Why exactly are they called the dildo brothers?
Have you seen Requiem for a Dream? There's a fairly infamous scene towards the end........
 
Then you get taken over by pretty much the worst owners one could think of

On this point Terrance Brown is cut from exactly the same mold as these two so they were used to brick owners.

Then he sold them to Billionaires who did pump money into the club (bought brick) but they were Icelandic so went bust shortly thereafter, that is typical West Ham. If the global financial crisis held off for a couple more years (house of cards could have happened at any point) they may have been in a good position, as it was they got all the debt from it but left with only brick players and no progress. Typical West ham.

Then 80% bought into the lie that a temporary Athletics stadium would push them "onto the next level". I think that's what hurts them the most, they believed the lie. Also they are still convinced that its the owners who are holding them back, new owners cant improve the Stadium and there are no clever ideas on how to improve the situation (and dig down - Toxic waste, cant move the stands closer as they must have athletics). The only viable solution is the one we proposed Knock it down and start again.
 
The club will go bust and then a pathetic attempt to relaunch them in Dagenham as a proxy is the future under the dildo brothers
 
The club will go bust and then a pathetic attempt to relaunch them in Dagenham as a proxy is the future under the dildo brothers
They love the fact they have a 60K stadium without paying for it - there is no chance the porn twins will move.
 
David Moyes laid into West Ham's flops and accused them of trading on their reputations.

The Hammers remain marooned in the bottom three after goals from Will Hughes and Richarlison condemned the East enders to morale-sapping defeat in his first game in charge.

Furious fans turned on owners David Gold, David Sullivan and vice-chair Karren Brady, and shocked Moyes did not hide his frustration.

He said: “I thought this was a big job, but there were some players with big reputations who disappointed me.

“There were some who I thought would show me more, and why they play for the team regularly. They need to show me, 'If that's your reputation, show me why you've got it.'

Friday night's home game with Leicester at the Taxpayers stadium could turn toxic if the Hammers suffer another setback.

Moyes admitted: “It's tough for the players - I could sense that – but I didn't enjoy our performance in the end. I didn't enjoy us giving the ball away too cheaply, too many times and I expected us to do better.

“The better team won the game, although we did have three big opportunities to make it 1-1, and we need things like that to go our way to build confidence and a togetherness at the club.

Travelling fans chanted “Sack the board” and turned on England discard Andy Carroll, who had been critical of supporters for leaving early in last month's home defeat by Liverpool.

And Moyes admitted he hooked Carroll midway through the second half because he feared his combustible striker was going to collect a red card.

Carroll had left Watford debutant marvin Zeegelaar with a bloody nose in an aerial challenge after just seven SECONDS and the Hammers boss admitted: “I don't know the history or the reasons for it (hostility towards the board).

“The fans were supportive of me, and I'm thankful for that, but I can understand their feelings because we didn't play well enough.

“At half-time I had to make a decision because I wasn't sure whether Andy was going to get himself sent off.

“I thought we defended OK, but then we gave away cheap goals by getting bundled off the ball and we didn't really deal with it. We didn't do well enough in all departments at different times.”



While Im sure he is just being honest, I wonder how well received his comments will be?
 
I guess I should know this, but I've never really bothered to look it up, and searching for it now I only find lots of articles about the Sporting CP chairman calling them the Dildo Brothers. Why exactly are they called the dildo brothers?
With his partner, David Gold, Sullivan's first business venture was selling soft pornography photos. They expanded into sex shops, adult magazines and several low-budget blue movies, making Sullivan a millionaire by the age of 25.[6] By the late 1970s, he was in control of half of the adult magazine market, including major titles such as Playbirds and Whitehouse,[7] 80% of the adult mail order market, and 150 shops.

In the late 1970s he produced several low-budget British sex movies including Come Play with Me (1977) (directed by Harrison Marks). This was followed by The Playbirds (1978), Confessions from the David Galaxy Affair (1979) and Queen of the Blues (1979), all starring his then-girlfriend Mary Millington. After Millington's suicide in August 1979 he continued with Mary Millington's True Blue Confessions (1980) and Emmanuelle in Soho (1981).

In 1982 Sullivan was convicted of living off immoral earnings and after a successful appeal was released after serving 71 days in prison.[8] Sullivan explained that he did not feel embarrassed about the initial source of his early fortunes. "I've made a lot of people happy,” he said. “If I was an arms manufacturer or a cigarette manufacturer, and my products killed millions of my clients, I'd have a bit of doubt about the whole thing. I was a freedom fighter. I believe in the right of adults to make their own decisions."
 
The resident West Ham tool in my office when quizzed about yesterday said I have more to worry about as a Spurs fan than he does supporting West Ham

Da Fuk !!
 
The resident West Ham tool in my office when quizzed about yesterday said I have more to worry about as a Spurs fan than he does supporting West Ham

Da Fuk !!

Well, I suppose we do have to worry about :
- whether we can finish top of our CL 'group of death';
- whether we can get past the last 16 in the CL into the quarter finals;
- whether or not we can sustain a challenge for the PL title;
- how many of our up-and-coming academy players we can squeeze into the first team squad;
- what it will be like in our new state-of-the-art best-in-Europe stadium;
- just how much income will Levy realise from :
- the naming rights to the new stadium;
- the NFL tie-up at the new stadium;
- all the non-football related events we can lease the new stadium out for;
because we own it.​

So yes, you probably do have more to worry about.
 
Well, I suppose we do have to worry about :
- whether we can finish top of our CL 'group of death';
- whether we can get past the last 16 in the CL into the quarter finals;
- whether or not we can sustain a challenge for the PL title;
- how many of our up-and-coming academy players we can squeeze into the first team squad;
- what it will be like in our new state-of-the-art best-in-Europe stadium;
- just how much income will Levy realise from :
- the naming rights to the new stadium;
- the NFL tie-up at the new stadium;
- all the non-football related events we can lease the new stadium out for;
because we own it.​

So yes, you probably do have more to worry about.
As opposed to the Spammers only two worries:
- Will they be able to fight their way back up to the PL after this seasons relegation
- Will they average over 10k at the athletics track in the Championship.
 
As opposed to the Spammers only two worries:
- Will they be able to fight their way back up to the PL after this seasons relegation
- Will they average over 10k at the athletics track in the Championship.

Of course they will, the problem will be moving the caravans and scrap metal.
 
The interesting thing about West Ham will be whether they accept their fate under Moyes, or whether they twist again and bring in a Pulis or Allardyce in about February
 
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