Danishfurniturelover
the prettiest spice girl
I know and leave my old chap out of this.
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I know and leave my old chap out of this.
awesome dawson
Mitchell Thomas
Lanzini being linked with us. Lose him and they've really got a useless squad.
markysimmo
Johnny nice-tits
So would you be playing for that crock
Bedfordspurs
Mark Falco
Glenda's Legs
Paul Walsh
I think the news about us keeping an eye on Lanzini is nothing more than mischief making, or more likely his agent mentioning him to us and our response being a non-commital 'keep us informed''. I can't really see much interest from Poch, and especially not in January.
Even if we were interested, there's no way the Dildo brothers can let Lanzini leave in January. It would be tantamount to signing their relegation papers in advance. And even if their hand were forced, by Lanzini doing a Payet and effectively going on strike, there's no way they could sell him to us. Can you imagine the absolute meltdown it would cause amongst their fans if Lanzini moved to Spurs?
Almost worth it happening just to sit back and enjoy the ensuing drama
Even if we were interested, there's no way the Dildo brothers can let Lanzini leave in January. It would be tantamount to signing their relegation papers in advance. And even if their hand were forced, by Lanzini doing a Payet and effectively going on strike, there's no way they could sell him to us. Can you imagine the absolute meltdown it would cause amongst their fans if Lanzini moved to Spurs?
Almost worth it happening just to sit back and enjoy the ensuing drama
Danishfurniturelover
the prettiest spice girl
What happened to the argie striker they signed?
Which one? They've signed 32 different strikers in the 7 years the porn twins have owned the club. At least two of them were from Argentina.
Glenda's Legs
Paul Walsh
From a Guardian article in January :
West Ham strikers signed since Sullivan and Gold took over
1. Ilan free in January 2010, 29 at time of arrival, 4 goals in 11 games, released in May 2010
2. Benni McCarthy £2.2m in January 2010, 32 at time of arrival, 0 goals in 14 games, released in April 2011
3. Mido loan in January 2010, 26 at time of arrival, 0 goals in 9 games, loan cancelled in May 2010
4. Fréddie Piquionne £1m in July 2010, 31 at time of arrival, 11 goals in 62 games, released in March 2013
5. Victor Obinna loan in August 2010, 23 at time of arrival, 8 goals in 32 games, loan ended in May 2012
6. Demba Ba undisclosed in January 2011, 25 at time of arrival, 7 goals in 13 appearances, released in May 2012
7. Paul McCallum £64k in January 2011, 17 at time of arrival, 0 goals in 0 appearances, free to Leyton Orient in May 2015
8. Robbie Keane loan in January 2011, 30 at time of arrival, 2 goals in 10 games, loan ended in May 2012
9. Brian Montenegro loan in August 2011, 18 at time of arrival, 0 goals in 1 game, loan ended in May 2012
10. John Carew free in August 2011, 31 at time of arrival, 2 goals in 21 games, released in May 2012
11. Sam Baldock £2.4m in August 2011, 22 at time of arrival, 5 goals in 24 games, sold for £1.1m to Bristol City in August 2012
12. Nicky Maynard £1.7m in January 2012, 25 at time of arrival, 3 goals in 17 games, sold to Cardiff for £2.5m in August 2012
13. Sean Maguire undisclosed in January 2013, 18 at time of arrival, 0 goals in 0 appearances, released to Dundalk in 2015
14. Andy Carroll loan in August 2012, 23 at time of arrival, 7 goals in 24 games, loan became permanent deal after one season
15. Modibo Maïga £4.5m in June 2013, 24 at time of arrival, 8 goals in 45 games, free to Al Nassr in August 2015
16. Wellington Paulista loan in January 2013, 28 at time of arrival, 0 goals in 0 appearances, loan cancelled at end of season
17. Marouane Chamakh loan in January 2013, 28 at time of arrival, 0 goals in 3 appearances, loan ended in May 2013
18. Andy Carroll £15m in June 2013, 24 at time of arrival, 19 goals in 77 appearances.
19. Danny Whitehead free in June 2013, 19 at time of arrival, 0 goals in 1 appearance, joined Accrington on free transfer in 2015
20. Mladen Petric free in September 2013, 32 at time of arrival, 0 goals in 4 appearances, released in Jan 2014
21. Carlton Cole re-signed on free transfer in October 2013, 30 at time of arrival, 10 goals in 57 games, released in 2015
22. Marco Borriello loan in January 2014, 31 at time of arrival, 0 goals in 2 appearances, left at end of 13/14 season
23. Jaanai Gordon undisclosed in Jan 2014, 19 at time of arrival, 0 goals in 0 appearances
24. Mauro Zárate free in May 2014, 28 at time of arrival, 7 goals in 29 games, joined Fiorentina for £1.6m in January 2016
25. Diafra Sakho £3.5m in August 2014, 24 at time of arrival, 20 goals in 52 appearances
26. Enner Valencia £12m in July 2014, 24 at time of arrival, 10 goals in 68 appearances, joined Everton on loan in August 2016
27. Nikica Jelavic £2.8m in August 2015, 30 at time of arrival, 2 goals in 15 appearances, left for £4m in February 2016
28. Emmanuel Emenike loan in Jan 2016, 28 years old at time of arrival, 2 FA Cup goals in 16 appearances, left in summer 2016
29. Simone Zaza £5m loan fee in August 2016, 25 years old at time of arrival, 0 goals in 11 appearances, left in January 2017
30. Jonathan Calleri loan in August 2016, 22 years old at time of arrival, 0 goals in 9 appearances, probably leaving in January 2017
31. Antonio Martínez £2.4m in July 16, 19 years old, 0 goals in 0 appearances
32. Ashley Fletcher free transfer in July 16, 20 years old at time of arrival, 1 League Cup goal in 16 appearances
#Ambition
West Ham strikers signed since Sullivan and Gold took over
1. Ilan free in January 2010, 29 at time of arrival, 4 goals in 11 games, released in May 2010
2. Benni McCarthy £2.2m in January 2010, 32 at time of arrival, 0 goals in 14 games, released in April 2011
3. Mido loan in January 2010, 26 at time of arrival, 0 goals in 9 games, loan cancelled in May 2010
4. Fréddie Piquionne £1m in July 2010, 31 at time of arrival, 11 goals in 62 games, released in March 2013
5. Victor Obinna loan in August 2010, 23 at time of arrival, 8 goals in 32 games, loan ended in May 2012
6. Demba Ba undisclosed in January 2011, 25 at time of arrival, 7 goals in 13 appearances, released in May 2012
7. Paul McCallum £64k in January 2011, 17 at time of arrival, 0 goals in 0 appearances, free to Leyton Orient in May 2015
8. Robbie Keane loan in January 2011, 30 at time of arrival, 2 goals in 10 games, loan ended in May 2012
9. Brian Montenegro loan in August 2011, 18 at time of arrival, 0 goals in 1 game, loan ended in May 2012
10. John Carew free in August 2011, 31 at time of arrival, 2 goals in 21 games, released in May 2012
11. Sam Baldock £2.4m in August 2011, 22 at time of arrival, 5 goals in 24 games, sold for £1.1m to Bristol City in August 2012
12. Nicky Maynard £1.7m in January 2012, 25 at time of arrival, 3 goals in 17 games, sold to Cardiff for £2.5m in August 2012
13. Sean Maguire undisclosed in January 2013, 18 at time of arrival, 0 goals in 0 appearances, released to Dundalk in 2015
14. Andy Carroll loan in August 2012, 23 at time of arrival, 7 goals in 24 games, loan became permanent deal after one season
15. Modibo Maïga £4.5m in June 2013, 24 at time of arrival, 8 goals in 45 games, free to Al Nassr in August 2015
16. Wellington Paulista loan in January 2013, 28 at time of arrival, 0 goals in 0 appearances, loan cancelled at end of season
17. Marouane Chamakh loan in January 2013, 28 at time of arrival, 0 goals in 3 appearances, loan ended in May 2013
18. Andy Carroll £15m in June 2013, 24 at time of arrival, 19 goals in 77 appearances.
19. Danny Whitehead free in June 2013, 19 at time of arrival, 0 goals in 1 appearance, joined Accrington on free transfer in 2015
20. Mladen Petric free in September 2013, 32 at time of arrival, 0 goals in 4 appearances, released in Jan 2014
21. Carlton Cole re-signed on free transfer in October 2013, 30 at time of arrival, 10 goals in 57 games, released in 2015
22. Marco Borriello loan in January 2014, 31 at time of arrival, 0 goals in 2 appearances, left at end of 13/14 season
23. Jaanai Gordon undisclosed in Jan 2014, 19 at time of arrival, 0 goals in 0 appearances
24. Mauro Zárate free in May 2014, 28 at time of arrival, 7 goals in 29 games, joined Fiorentina for £1.6m in January 2016
25. Diafra Sakho £3.5m in August 2014, 24 at time of arrival, 20 goals in 52 appearances
26. Enner Valencia £12m in July 2014, 24 at time of arrival, 10 goals in 68 appearances, joined Everton on loan in August 2016
27. Nikica Jelavic £2.8m in August 2015, 30 at time of arrival, 2 goals in 15 appearances, left for £4m in February 2016
28. Emmanuel Emenike loan in Jan 2016, 28 years old at time of arrival, 2 FA Cup goals in 16 appearances, left in summer 2016
29. Simone Zaza £5m loan fee in August 2016, 25 years old at time of arrival, 0 goals in 11 appearances, left in January 2017
30. Jonathan Calleri loan in August 2016, 22 years old at time of arrival, 0 goals in 9 appearances, probably leaving in January 2017
31. Antonio Martínez £2.4m in July 16, 19 years old, 0 goals in 0 appearances
32. Ashley Fletcher free transfer in July 16, 20 years old at time of arrival, 1 League Cup goal in 16 appearances
#Ambition
K.D.D.D.D.Soc
Ian Walker
I wonder if they do all their shopping at Poundland?
Glenda's Legs
Paul Walsh
Judging by all the "frees" and "loans" in there, I'd say no!
Domingos Quina. He's only 17, but made his first team debut in the EL last season.
Javier Hernandez.
Alaric
Erik Edman
Any idea if that has been posted on KUMB? BTW, that hashtag was perfect.
Glenda's Legs
Paul Walsh
I am sure they are very well aware!
The problem is obvious. They need to sign more strikers to increase their total yearly return.
Alaric
Erik Edman
Any suggestions? I was thinking that Jozy Altidore might be exactly in line with their previous purchases.