The Sky commentator and the BBC MotD commentator both said the keeper was miles away and didn't have a chance of getting it. Idiots!
‘Keeper had no chance’ is one of my most hated phrases in football - it’s just a meaningless phrase trotted out by reflex whenever a player scores. It’s almost like the ‘literally’ of the football vocabulary.
I also hate ‘keeper was beaten’ when the shot goes wide - of course he was fudging beaten, because the shot went a foot wide of the goal! If the shot had hit the corner flag then he would have been even more ‘beaten’!
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