Jurgen the German
Terry Dyson
That comment was very tongue in cheek. As Scara said, only the weather will stop us from a 5-0 whitewash
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That comment was very tongue in cheek. As Scara said, only the weather will stop us from a 5-0 whitewash
Superted
Milija Aleksic
As is Ponting to be fair.
Thebarbarian
Bobby Zamora
Got to say I'm as big a critic of Aussie whinges as most people. However, living here in Oz I have to say Superted makes some valid points, without coming across as a knob like some suggest all Aussies are.
Guaranteed I will meet 9 out of 10 of the people some of you describe but don't knock the few that accept the situation and argue it reasonably.
However, I hope we shove it right up Mitch's clacker (perm any one from three ! ) at lords
Guaranteed I will meet 9 out of 10 of the people some of you describe but don't knock the few that accept the situation and argue it reasonably.
However, I hope we shove it right up Mitch's clacker (perm any one from three ! ) at lords
Superted
Milija Aleksic
Shane Watson – “I Have Photos Of The Cricket Selectors Dumping Body Of Dead Hooker.”
BY THEUNAUSTRALIANBLOG on 13/07/2015
Australia all rounder Shane Watson has subtly reminded the selectors of the Australian cricket team that he has a set of photographs of them dumping the body of a dead hooker in a remote forest, just in case they were thinking of dropping him from the test side.
“The negatives are stored in a safe place that only Brad Haddin and I know the location of,” said the besieged Watson, whose place in the team has been in question since the day he was born. “If Rod Marsh wants to check his Facebook account he’ll find a PM containing a photo of Mark Waugh and himself carrying a dead hooker into the forest while Darren Lehmann follows with a shovel over his shoulder and Trevor Hohns holds a torch.”
“That explains everything”, said former Australian off spinner Ray Bright, author of The Dummies Guide To Being A Baffling Selection In The Test Team. “I myself owned a set of compromising photographs of Don Bradman in bed with a Thai ladyboy that I leveraged into a string of overseas tours.”
The Australian selectors have refused to comment on the story, preferring to spend the day hard at work cleaning the back tray of Darren Lehmann’s ute.
BY THEUNAUSTRALIANBLOG on 13/07/2015
Australia all rounder Shane Watson has subtly reminded the selectors of the Australian cricket team that he has a set of photographs of them dumping the body of a dead hooker in a remote forest, just in case they were thinking of dropping him from the test side.
“The negatives are stored in a safe place that only Brad Haddin and I know the location of,” said the besieged Watson, whose place in the team has been in question since the day he was born. “If Rod Marsh wants to check his Facebook account he’ll find a PM containing a photo of Mark Waugh and himself carrying a dead hooker into the forest while Darren Lehmann follows with a shovel over his shoulder and Trevor Hohns holds a torch.”
“That explains everything”, said former Australian off spinner Ray Bright, author of The Dummies Guide To Being A Baffling Selection In The Test Team. “I myself owned a set of compromising photographs of Don Bradman in bed with a Thai ladyboy that I leveraged into a string of overseas tours.”
The Australian selectors have refused to comment on the story, preferring to spend the day hard at work cleaning the back tray of Darren Lehmann’s ute.
Very funny.
Mildly concerned that I scan read the title as humping, not dumping.
Mildly concerned that I scan read the title as humping, not dumping.
Grays_1890
Erik Thorstvedt
I love the spice, its what makes the ashes more important than any other series...
markysimmo
Johnny nice-tits
I dont think it bothers England anymore, they are not the soft touches of 13/14
parklane1
Teddy Sheringham
The best atmosphere I have ever witnessed was the Old Trafford test in 2005, I am not a big fan of cricket but the Ashes is different.
Gilzeantoscore
Simon Davies
England bowling a bag of brick today. I reckon I would make runs against the attack in this match. Pitch looks to be playing very easy. Has draw written all over it.
markysimmo
Johnny nice-tits
What an absolute yawnfest of a pitch at Lords today, boring turgid cricket, only the purist would enjoy this
Jurgen the German
Terry Dyson
I would love to visit Australia one day as it looks like a beautiful country, but I despise the majority of their sportsmen. There's just something that doesn't sit well with me watching them doing well, hardly the most gracious bunch.
Mulletperm
Jermaine Jenas
Superted
Milija Aleksic
What are you lot on about?
Bernard Tomic, Nick Kyrgios, Lleyton Hewitt, Shane Warne, Harry Kewell, Michael Clarke, Mitchell Johnson, Matthew Delavadova, Cadel Evans - all loveable blokes!
Actually there are a few good ones. Tim Cahill, Pat Rafter, Patty Mills, Anna Meares, Sally Pearson. All awesome blokes/sheilas.
Bernard Tomic, Nick Kyrgios, Lleyton Hewitt, Shane Warne, Harry Kewell, Michael Clarke, Mitchell Johnson, Matthew Delavadova, Cadel Evans - all loveable blokes!
Actually there are a few good ones. Tim Cahill, Pat Rafter, Patty Mills, Anna Meares, Sally Pearson. All awesome blokes/sheilas.
Fixed that for you.
Mulletperm
Jermaine Jenas
Whoever prepared this wicket needs shooting. Dull as dishwater.
Poor old Shane Watson - even he could have hit a 20 on this pitch.
Maybe even a 30.
Jurgen the German
Terry Dyson
I hope we don't go into our shell again just because Australia have racked up a big score. We need to continue to play with positive intent.