*** TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR v Toon *** OMT

[Gutter Boy]

Squirting Powerade in your face, you're meant to DRINK IT!!! MAN CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT!

https://twitter.com/x/status/965280096352268288

 

[Daisuk]

https://twitter.com/x/status/994244633143201793

 

[FatBloke]

Squirting Powerade in your face, you're meant to DRINK IT!!! MAN CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT!

Worst eyeball shot ever.

(Actually, not quite. I know a girl who squirted Superglue into one of her eyes. She reached for her eye drops one hung over morning as her contact lenses were hurting...and picked up the wrong bottle. As to what possessed her to have Superglue next to her eye drops, I'll never understand.)

 

[PochettinoPochettinoPochettino]

Worst eyeball shot ever.

(Actually, not quite. I know a girl who squirted Superglue into one of her eyes. She reached for her eye drops one hung over morning as her contact lenses were hurting...and picked up the wrong bottle. As to what possessed her to have Superglue next to her eye drops, I'll never understand.)

That a true story??? fuccccccccccxxk!

 

[PochettinoPochettinoPochettino]

Kane hat-trick tonight !!!

Son. I’m just going to tell you this one time. You want to keep working here Stay off the drugs.

 

[PochettinoPochettinoPochettino]

https://twitter.com/x/status/994244633143201793

Yet they forget to mention the stat that Saudi Sportswashing Machine have won their last 3 premier league games away at Tottenham....

 

[Seedy Ron]

They also forgot to mention, Saudi Sportswashing Machine haven't won a proper game at Wembley for 63 years.

 

[PochettinoPochettinoPochettino]

They also forgot to mention, Saudi Sportswashing Machine haven't won a proper game at Wembley for 63 years.

Yes Seedy! Back at me. I like that stat!

 

[Seedy Ron]

I didn't even make it up.

 

[PochettinoPochettinoPochettino]

I didn't even make it up.

So you made it up?

 

[Seedy Ron]

Nope, from Barcodes Daily itself:
https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/new... Machine-united-wembley-stadium-game-14629234

The Magpies at one time were, technically speaking, unbeaten at Wembley for 50 years.

On the other hand, they haven’t won a major fixture there for 63 years - and counting.

 

[We are Tottenham]

Its up to the fans to really get behind the
Team 400%
Come on Tottenham

 

[DeanoAustin]

They also forgot to mention, Saudi Sportswashing Machine haven't won a proper game at Wembley for 63 years.

So all these stats are basically saying that both Spurs and Saudi Sportswashing Machine will lose tonight?

 

[FatBloke]

Worst eyeball shot ever.

(Actually, not quite. I know a girl who squirted Superglue into one of her eyes. She reached for her eye drops one hung over morning as her contact lenses were hurting...and picked up the wrong bottle. As to what possessed her to have Superglue next to her eye drops, I'll never understand.)

That a true story??? fuccccccccccxxk!

Yep, 100% true. I found out when she turned up to a hockey match wearing an eye patch. She's a somewhat dizzy blonde, nicknamed Baywatch as it happens. It hurt like hell and she went straight to the hospital for emergency eye surgery where they were, fortunately, able to cut out most of the glue. Took her a couple of months, but she's back to full vision now. NEVER KEEP YOUR SUPERGLUE NEXT TO YOUR EYE DROPS.

 

[FatBloke]

So all these stats are basically saying that both Spurs and Saudi Sportswashing Machine will lose tonight?

If any two teams could manage that one...

 

[DeanoAustin]

If any two teams could manage that one...

Haha made me laugh like a deranged lunatic on a train.

Next 3 hours are going to be torture.

COYMFS

 

[3DSpur]

Lets just fudging do this. COYS!

 

[King of Norway]

COME ON YOU SPURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bedfordspurs]

Sissoko starts

 

[nelto]

Lloris (C), Trippier, Sanchez, Vertonghen, Davies, Wanyama, Sissoko, Eriksen, Dele, Son, Kane