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The Official 2018/19 Premier League Thread

fudging John Moss waiving away a stonewall penalty for Watford!
Be sure the dippers will now get a pen for a blatant dive!
 
fudge off Salad clam! You fudging lucky prick! Watford get called offside when receiving the ball from a Liverpoo player, Liverpoo go right up and get a fluke goal.
 
Utd are fudging awful. They're worse than Arsenal. I'm not even sure they'd beat West Ham.

Today's co-commentator remark most deserving of a punchline: "You expect Andros Townsend to hit the target there."

Only if the target is painted on one of the seats in row Z.
 
Bournemouth would be ahead with VAR

Like asking a chimpanzee to do brain surgery asking a linesman to call an offside.
 
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