DubaiSpur
Ian Walker
Don't worry about keeping the club in business, just pay whatever it takes. It's not about saving a buck here and there, we're talking millions and it all adds up in the end.
I'm sure it adds up. Maybe to even more than the amount we've made in profits over the past few seasons (although it has to be a considerable amount if so: the Swiss Ramble, in that link above, reports that '... In fact, Tottenham have reported profits in eight of the 10 years since 2005, normally just above break-even, but sizeable returns of £28 million in 2007 and £33 million in 2009.').
How worried Levy must be, trying to keep the club in business by charging the second-highest season ticket prices in the league and delivering one League Cup in fifteen sodding years in return. Forget our billionaire f*cking owner and his mountain of cash (plus the larger mountain he'll make off the profits of a club run almost entirely without his money, which he bought for just 21 million quid and is now hoping to sell for 1.2 billion), however: when the chance came to take a risk with the money we did make, like in 2012 with Harry asking for Tevez, Cahill or Samba while the team was riding high in the league with a shot at the title and CL football seemingly assured, or in the summer of 2012 when a young, prodigal manager asked for the backing to achieve his vision.....our gloriously able and adept chairman shirked at the last. With our own money, too: no cribbing about 'waaaah, living beyond our means! Leeds! Pompey!'. With our own damn money.
This is a sodding bang average chairman riding on sky-high ticket prices and TV deals to grow the value of a club he has no desire to invest in, and little desire to see challenge for anything at all if it means the club either taking a risk of any sort or having the unmitigated temerity to ask for the owners' help in fulfilling its own damn ethos of reaching for glory. If Bill Nicholson asked for 99,999-pound Jimmy Greaves and received bottom of the table Preston's David Sneddon instead because the chairman didn't want to take an unnecessary risk, I doubt he or his chairman would have been particularly remembered by this club. And yet, we're expected to believe that Levy and his 'model' are above reproach, a shining example of how to conduct our affairs in a world where UEFA are actually loosening Fair Play rules in an attempt to get clubs spending and showing ambition again (although our Danny boy uses FFP as an excuse to avoid spending, of course).
A visionary, he isn't. A revolutionary chairman, he isn't. And yet, you have the gall to suggest that anything other than his 'model' is 'lunacy', and that we shouldn't take jibes at ickle Levy's tendency to shirk from any and all risk or financial input into the storied old football club he and his partner happen to own because 'b-b-but look at Pompey or Leeds!', while also all the while pretending that nothing's wrong with the way we recruit players, or the relations between Levy and his many managers, or the 'backing' we supposedly offer to the coaches who are still dim or deluded enough to fall for our claptrap about 'ambitions commensurate with our size'.
Sigh. But what's the use. Go on believing that Stambo and Fazio were players Poch begged for (on his knees) at the meeting of the mighty transfer committee, or that any risk or financial input into our club in pursuit of our dreams is doomsday incarnate, or that AVB, Harry and Juande were all perfectly happy with what they got and it's only me stirring up trouble by making up things about the players they wanted (and believed were possible to acquire) but didn't get, and about the players they wanted to keep but were sold. I'm not expecting miracles, Jord.