I think we're kidding ourselves a little bit if we don't think Aubameyang and Mhiktaryan are going to make Scum better. They're quality players, in my opinion. They're not going to make Scum title challengers, but they'll certainly make them better. I think Aubameyang will be perfectly suited for the PL, unfortunately, and Mhiktaryan has shown what he can do for Yanited/Dortmund, he's a very capable player in my book.
Edit - I just went to the Scum official website (to see if they'd announced Aubameyang), and somehow got this dirty feeling over me, like I had done something illegal. I felt compelled to delete internet history and go wash my hands. No joke! I realize it's childish and irrational, but the feeling was very real.