OMT *** Tottenham Hotspur vs. Nottingham Forrest ***

[Bullet]

They get back in their defenfive shape and have a little picnic before we even arrive in their half.

Lascelles: Would you like a scotch egg Brian?
Brian: Yes please old bean, would you like a salmon sandwich?
Lascelles: Why not, these chaps are taking an age to get here
Brian: I know what you mean, during their last attack I had a kumquat and a kiwi

 

[Armchair Expert]

christ on a bike we're bad. paulinho... honestly what is the point in this man? he really is not a footballer. i refuse to believe it.

 

[90291Spur]

You have to admire how consistent Paulinho is at hitting the first man from free kicks.

 

[PochettinoPochettinoPochettino]

Painfully boring. Can see what Poch is trying to get across here. Bring back AVb

 

[markysimmo]

123 mins at home with 1 attempt on goal, I give up

 

[djp82]

This is dross

 

[Armchair Expert]

that osbournes so hot right now.

 

[Mumorn]

i hate townsend

 

[Armchair Expert]

:ross:

 

[90291Spur]

Townsend. Shot from outside the area. Off target. Never seen that before.

 

[Rorschach]

Turgid. There I said it.

 

[PochettinoPochettinoPochettino]

Ha ha **** theo Walcott followed by **** Aaron Lennon!

 

[Hidden]

Townsend. Nearly scored this time. Soooo cloooose that I thought it was in.

 

[Bullet]

wiiiiiiiide

 

[Gutter Boy]

Looking a bit better the last 10 mins.

Stambouli, Fazio, Naughton and Townsend beginning to take a bit more responsibility and force things.

Bentaleb's having a 'mare.

 

[djp82]

Townsend is a clown

 

[Modric THFC]

He's the greediest player I've ever seen.
He should be booed after every shot

 

[Armchair Expert]

this is a second string forest team, right? forest are in the division below, right? just checking.

 

[PochettinoPochettinoPochettino]

I don't understand how we have gone back about 8 years.... Probably more. This is by far the most boring and awful Spurs team I've seen.

 

[Hidden]

123 mins at home with 1 attempt on goal, I give up

add here the away game against Partizan and it will be ~235 minutes with one shot on target. History in the making, guys.