Xherdan Shaqiri

[Gutter Boy]

Shaqiri looks like he lives on sausages.

Proud Lilywhites might take issue with that sort of language

 

[Baleforce]

I agree with @Gutter Boy , they are both brick and I despair that they are being linked.

 

[Legohamster]

I think they are both bang average players which are purely being linked by the press because they've got no imagination. These are the type of players we'd be buying if Timmeh was still in charge.

This is spot on, both are meh players and have/had terrible attitudes.

We have to be aiming higher

 

[nayimfromthehalfwayline]

Has been embarrassingly lazy so far today

 

[JerusalemMan]

I don't want this square man playing for Spurs.

 

[StephenH]

Has been embarrassingly lazy so far today

I’m going off him

 

[Bullet]

I don't want this square man playing for Spurs.

Ha ha, no chance Poch would want a fat lazy square sausage muncher like Shaq

 

[parklane1]

Has been embarrassingly lazy so far today

Sums him up perfectly .

 

[the dza]

Poch would never sign such a lazy player imo. I didn't realise just how lazy he is, but phucking hell. There was a point in the 2nd half where he did a couple of tricks attacking in their box, lost the ball (no harm there) but then his teammates were trying to box Brazil in and press and he just stood and watched them try, rather than provide any help.

Our fans would slaughter him for that sh1t, we are used to Poch players now.

 

[Gazza]

We need him ... i don't know for what but let's discuss

 

[DeleHarry]

We need him ... i don't know for what but let's discuss

Bit of plumbing? Carpentry? Painting?

 

[Seedy Ron]

Bit of plumbing? Carpentry? Painting?

If the automatic doors at NWHL don't work in time for September we could use him as a door stop. Heavy and doesn't move, perfecto.

 

[Gutter Boy]

The Switzerland kit looking the same as a Nottingham Forest one made him even more a clone of Andy Reid

 

[Gazza]

The Switzerland kit looking the same as a Nottingham Forest one made him even more a clone of Andy Reid

Point proven next.

 

[Baleforce]

Bit of plumbing? Carpentry? Painting?

Could use him as a grass roller

 

[Kandi1977]

Could use him as a grass roller

I find using square rollers quite difficult.

 

[Rorschach]

I find using square rollers quite difficult.

I imagine it plays havoc with your perm.

 

[scaramanga]

I imagine it plays havoc with your perm.

I think it looks good on him

 

[PochettinoPochettinoPochettino]

What a run and finish from Shakiri. Deceptively quick! Cheeky bid?

 

[Jordinho]

What a run and finish from Shakiri. Deceptively quick! Cheeky bid?

I'm embarrassed on that defender's behalf. Getting outrun by a pile of bricks.