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Worse day out you can think of

parklane1 said:
The worst day out was when a friend took me to the Salvador Dalí Museum in Figueres Spain, what a steaming pile of **** that was.
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Worst day out I've ever had was at the Tate Modern when I was around 12. Even at that age I could tell what a load of brick modern art is, it actually really wound me up that they were basically picking random things and classing it as art.

One of the displays was a stereo speaker in a glass cabinet which every 10 seconds or so played a sound of a pig grunting. Apparently that was art.

Then there was some 'artistic video', done by CIG or something like that, of a naked caveman chasing a naked cave woman, then pinning her to the ground and proceeding to commit cannibalism on her. Was just sick and disgusting!

Then there was some painting by Picasso which, if I remember rightly, were random yellow sploges on a piece of paper. Like he had some left over paint and just lobbed it on to get rid of it. Some foreign tourists were gasping at it in awe like there was something special about it.
 
Craig_J said:
Worst day out I've ever had was at the Tate Modern when I was around 12. Even at that age I could tell what a load of **** modern art is, it actually really wound me up that they were basically picking random things and classing it as art.

One of the displays was a stereo speaker in a glass cabinet which every 10 seconds or so played a sound of a pig grunting. Apparently that was art.

Then there was some 'artistic video', done by CIG or something like that, of a naked caveman chasing a naked cave woman, then pinning her to the ground and proceeding to commit cannibalism on her. Was just sick and disgusting!

Then there was some painting by Picasso which, if I remember rightly, were random yellow sploges on a piece of paper. Like he had some left over paint and just lobbed it on to get rid of it. Some foreign tourists were gasping at it in awe like there was something special about it.
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That sounds like heaven on earth compared to a Friends festival.
 
There are many things worse than Friends, if there was some kind of exhibition about Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals and death was the punishment for not attending it would be a tough decision for me

Friends having been on repeat on numerous channels for years and years has made it rather tiresome but it has been so popular for good reason, great characters and good writing (generally).
 
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