Rejoice, Glory Is Ours
Our young men have not played in vain
A crushing 2-0 win for Her Majesty's Timbered Dominion over Schithouse Central. At their barn - hey, the pitch was a compete pasture. Up to their usual nasty tricks, waved on approvingly by a Jamaican ref on peyote and - probably - a family taken hostage. Should have been two straight red cards in the first half against Honduras. One nasty challenge put Canada's version of Harry Skipp out of the game. To make the evening more enjoyable, Costa Rica held on for a 1-0 win over fourf place Panama to give unbeaten Canada a five point gap over fourth.
Two more wins - against the US on Sunday (paid to be there) and in El Salvador on Tuesday (
ayyyii! Remordimientos, amigos), combined with Panama failing to get a win either at home to Jamaica (Let's Go!) or in Mexico (Vamanos!) and tiny, plucky Canada qualifies for the World Cup in Godless, Pitiless Qatar with three games to spare. The first round will be on Bayern Munich. Hell, the first 11 rounds will be on the Bavarian giants who won't have to send superstar FB Alphonso Davies to any more Canada games until the WC. He's absent from this round with a covid-related heart issue.
Some goal scored by Premier League wannabe, Lille's Jonathan David. In the highlights below, it starts at 4:20. The pass to create the goal is from young Liam Fraser with Toronto FC of MLS - a 45-yard laser guided dart that David chests down beautifully and delicately chips the keeper. Seriously good save for Canada at 3:54-ish. Game saver at 1-0 and under pressure.
Anyway, check it out. Not as exciting as The Continental Soccer League coming to Springfield. But you'll see all your favourite Concacaf soccer stars - like Ariaga, Ariaga II, Bariaga, Aruglia, and Pizzoza!